Have you ever felt like you were pregnant but just really needed to take a big dump? Standing there, crushed from all sides, two-thirds of t...

With Tony Blair stepping down and "Never A Frown With" Gordon Brown set to become the Prime Minster of the UK, you'd expect t...

I have seen adverts on walls recently for the "Sing-Along" version of The Sound of Music which is currently playing at Panthers. I...

Murphy's Law states that whatever can go wrong will. The IBM Polyanna Principle is that theory that machines should work and people sh...

All the way back in Horse 60 (21st Nov 2003) I wrote this: The idea is to give the ball to the big blokes to run it at the other big bloke...

I make reference to the following: http://www.smh.com.au/news/technology/bush-subsidies-in-broadband-plan/2007/06/17/1182018930768.html The ...

I may mention from time to time that St Xxxxx is the patron saint of Yyyyy, however I think I should some sort of overview on this so as to...

Read On: http://uk.news.yahoo.com/afp/20070601/tod-canada-police-offbeat-ab231ab.html Or in case this link doesn't work - here is the st...

... for business. When you consider that it's just decided to cut the minimum wage to make Australian industry "more competitive...

Sliced Bread insofar asmuch pre-packaged, pre-sliced, pre-cut bread, has only existed in this form since 1928. The question therefore is wha...

Stupidity can not be killed with these things: Air freshener, fire, anti-matter, axes, black holes, butter knives, chain mail, chainsaws, th...

Yeovil Town 0 - Blackpool 2 Goals in each half from Robbie Williams and Keigan Parker sealed Blackpool's return to the second tier of E...

With reference to Horse 754, football remains a cruel mistress. Last night I went to be early and set the alarm for 4am so that I could get ...

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I was reading through various reports about the upcoming Champions League Final between AC Milan and Liverpool and stumbled upon a somewhat ...

It is no secret that I retain a deeply entrenched, nigh-sadomasochistic streak for language and its praxis. Language rocks. Language melts. ...

Today: I am on a smaller dollar figure wage than I was in 2001. If I quit this job, then the average market wage is on average $3500 less ag...

This is from the front page of today's Sydney Morning Herald: BEN COX has no friends. He is unlikely to make any in the future, or form ...