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July 31, 2019

Horse 2579 - Please Scam The Scammers

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It came to light from Newspoll that in 1999, the responding rate to random questions on the telephone was 8%. Twenty years later, now that w...
July 30, 2019

Horse 2578 - Let's Call Theft 'Theft'

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This post is like Araldite Epoxy Resin, in that it comes in several parts and has gone increasingly messier as time has gone on: Part 1 - ...
July 29, 2019

Horse 2577 - Supercars: Where To From Here?

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Having successfully thrown free-to-air television off the boat (as a free-to-air viewer I didn't see the race at Ipswich's Queenslan...
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July 25, 2019

Horse 2576 - I Like The Unknowable Power Of The Governor General

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It came to light through a series of tweets that former Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull wrote a number of warning memorandums to the Governo...
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July 23, 2019

Horse 2575 - Doonside Station Needs A Lift But The Transport Minister Just Laughs Like A Knave

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Ha ha ha, let's all laugh at all the people falling down the stairs. ...is the only real reason that I can think of, that despite rep...
July 20, 2019

Horse 2574 - Apollo: Why The Colossal Waste Of Time And Money Was Totally Worth It

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I know a number of people who think that going to the moon was a colossal waste of time and money, when that effort could have been better p...
July 19, 2019

Horse 2573 - Das Boot

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"My boots are in the trunk in the boot." ...was something that a client of ours said to her partner, on Wednesday. This highlig...
July 18, 2019

Horse 2572 - Enforcing Insane House Rules

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Can someone please explain a thing to me? I was sent on an urgent mission to the offices of Apple, Banana, and Cherry Law ¹ , with a set o...
July 17, 2019

Horse 2571 - I Am Sorry, Banana

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It isn't very often when I compose one of these things that the thing that I have to trawl through for references in my own work. In thi...
July 16, 2019

Horse 2570 - England Won The World Cup Because Of Law

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Unless taught at birth, the game of cricket will remain as unfathomable as marine surgery, brain science, and rocket biology. The fact that ...
July 11, 2019

Horse 2569 - Pray Harder And The Taste Of Banana Might Go Away

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If you go to Coles and wander down the confectionary aisle, you can buy a packet of banana lollies for $1. Rest assured, although they look ...
July 09, 2019

Horse 2568 - Equal Pay In Football: We're Done With The Question

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The USA's demolition of all and sundry at the Women's World Cup has been, dare I say it, a joy to behold. Not only had they passed t...
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July 08, 2019

Horse 2567 - Why MAD Magazine Will Close

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Buried deep within the newspaper today, was the announcement that Mad Magazine will cease publishing new material immediately and will print...
July 04, 2019

Horse 2566 - Support The Troops - How Exactly?

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I am an Australian. I live in Sydney. I was issued at age 3 with a set of suction cups, so that I wouldn't fall off of the Earth. I say ...
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