When Oasis come to town in Australia, very very few people actually know about it. Their latest album made it to No.5 in Australia and there...

When walking through a shopping mall at 2am this morning in pursuit of some instant ramen and a bottle of sake (most recipes call for rice v...

I am feverishly working out the problems of scanning stuff into the computer and am being stopped at every signpost. I would like for my pro...

The City of Canberra was proclaimed in 1913 after it was decided that the nation's capital should be half-way between Sydney and Melbour...

Don McLean's American Pie was one of those songs when originally played on the air had bits cut out to make it fit into playlists. All A...

I took your baby!

A friend of mine related to me how when she went through her budget for 2004, she spent $1400 on pantyhose. I find this funny because I stil...

... said the Amazing Mumford, me thinks he was onto something. A good indication of my mental state can usually be gleaned by whether or not...

There are some questions in life which have easy answers. Is the sun hot? Is the sea wet? Do you want a biscuit? No thought is required to a...

Warning: Contains Poo Jokes. I have a confession to make: I don't like taking dumps at other people's houses. There, I said it. But ...

Australia winning qualification to the World Cup in Germany in 2006 is one of the highlights of my overly football obsessed life, and it sho...

Que cera cera, Whatever will be, will be. We're going to Germany! Que cera cera. Wooooooooooo!!! Wednesday 16th November 2005 will be fo...

BJD in his blog questions which set of propaganda to believe re the Industrial Relations legislation before the house. Whilst I agree with ...

Stealing music is bad, and wrong. There should be a new stronger word for stealing like wrong-bad or bad-wrong or... bad-ong. Yes, stealing ...

One thing I learned a long time ago (and although this sounds entirely counter-productive and leads to great piles and swathes of mess) is t...

What sort of weird sickos have been dredged up to get jobs as TV programmers these days? On any given day as many as 7 hours are completely ...

Stolen Bike! Stolen Bike! You have 5 seconds to comply! Stolen Bike! Stolen Bike! Honestly, who came up with such an absurd device. Merrick ...

87 years ago today, the guns fell silent on the Western Front, and the War To End All Wars came to a close. 4 years of slaughter, lives shat...

Happy Birthday to Me. Well almost not really. Ich vielen Dank war Fräulein Stolle, es es nicht für Sie dann niemand hätte sich erinnert an ü...

For the first time ever I saw Barr's Irn-Bru on sale at Woolworths last night. Irn-Bru! Oh joy joy happy day. Irn-Bru is one of those cu...