The bane of braindead people who have ever been sitting around airport gate "lounges" with barely enoghy room to swing a cat (whic...

I am the Harbringer of DEATH!!!

Ford Australia anounced in the space of less than 24 hours that the engine plant which has been manufacturing the same 6 cylinder engine for...

Australia's exit from the AFC Nations Cup last night possibly showed a systematic case of the squad being full of prima donnas who don...

Stolen from The Australian - but not the photo... that's in Staines ... MASSIVE! The famed Qantas flying kangaroo may be headed for exti...

One of the great problems that is always put forward when trying to explain the existance of God is that this requires a priori knowledge. L...

This short document, I think is internally sound. If anyone would like to find a hole in the argument then I invite them, but as yet even am...

Harry Potter being the seventh son of an earthenware manufacturer (hence the name Potter) accidentally starts a fire in his father's sho...

Crimethink is a form of Mindthink which is unsame Goodthink. Crimethink is ungood and is punishable by correction from Miniluv. Doubleplusun...

Australia 1 - Oman 1 The problem with entering a new confederation is that Australia has had absolutely no records before tonight. Consideri...

Who'da thunk that the 777th post would be on 07/07/07? There are seven days in a week, seven colours in the rainbow, seven dwarves, seve...

All too often bomb threats over the phone are assumed to be hoaxes. Although your threat should be a hoax (explosives are too expensive, and...

Have you ever felt like you were pregnant but just really needed to take a big dump? Standing there, crushed from all sides, two-thirds of t...

With Tony Blair stepping down and "Never A Frown With" Gordon Brown set to become the Prime Minster of the UK, you'd expect t...

I have seen adverts on walls recently for the "Sing-Along" version of The Sound of Music which is currently playing at Panthers. I...

Murphy's Law states that whatever can go wrong will. The IBM Polyanna Principle is that theory that machines should work and people sh...

All the way back in Horse 60 (21st Nov 2003) I wrote this: The idea is to give the ball to the big blokes to run it at the other big bloke...

I make reference to the following: http://www.smh.com.au/news/technology/bush-subsidies-in-broadband-plan/2007/06/17/1182018930768.html The ...