April 16, 2024

Horse 3326 - Public Housing Is A Cognitohazard To NIMBYs

In David Langford’s 1988 short story called “BLIT” (Berryman Logical Image Technique), there are a series of images called ‘Basilisks’ which are named after the legendary serpent king who could kill with a single blow. The Basilisks in BLIT are images which exploit programming flaws in the structure of the human mind; which cause people’s brains to crash. A human without a working brain, has a life expectancy of about 30 minutes maximum.

I mention Langford’s Basilisk because the idea of cognitohazards seems to be the main reason why NIMBYs are so risk averse to wanting anything that remotely looks like any kind of housing policy put forward by State and Federal Governments. Housing policy, if you are a NIMBY, appears to be something of an idea hazard; which implemented can harm others if fulfilled, or can cause danger to the person who knows the idea.

In Australia, the provision of public housing is the responsibility of State Governments. Federal Governments have had some degree of say when it came to social and affordable housing but really that only extended as far as the provision of defence housing, of war widows’ housing, and of housing for people on unemployment and sickness benefits. The vast bulk of responsibility for social and affordable housing in Australia, has always been the under the purview of the States.

Here's the fun thing: The States can just build public housing. That’s it. The States in every State (and Territory) in the nation, can just do whatever they want to with regards public housing.

I find arguments that the States can’t build public housing because it is going to somehow upend the so-called ‘heritage’ on an area, complete and utter chiroptera guano. Not only am I unconvinced by arguments of so-called ‘heritage’ on an area but when it comes to actually challenging so-called ‘heritage’, it instantly collapses when a sufficiently large amount of money is waved around.

To wit: I work in the Insanic Republic of Mosman. Near where I work used to be six Federation era houses; all of which were built between 1895 and 1914. A firm called  Helm Properties, found it exceptionally easy to wave around enough money so that all of the former residents left, and now 20 apartments with 35 car park spaces will be built. At a total cost of $26m, the 20 apartments were sold at an average price of $7m a piece from what I can determine. All this means to say is if even in Mosman, where the average resident may as well be a person in God’s Waiting Room (for the First Class Special Flight of course), so-called ‘heritage’ listing when push comes to cheque-book, is a lie.

Also to wit: When it came to projects like the M8 or the Second Harbour Tunnel, or the Sydney Metro Project in New South Wales, the NSW State Government had no problem throwing buckets of money at the. So-called ‘heritage’ listing was no problem there either.

While I don’t think that merely opening up development zoning open slather is a good thing, because we all know that will be developers who build shonky buildings cutting corners, and risking lives; with as much density as the regulations will allow to take advantage of people like students and poorer people; which will fall over exactly eleven minutes after the tax advantages are over, the planning system for building places for people to live in, is just awful. The truth is that we will need some kind of private development to provide the housing stock that our cities desperately need, due to four decades of rampant neglect. 

The opening premise of Adam Smith’s 1759 work “The Theory of Moral Sentiments” is that people are rationally selfish. I personally have doubts about the rationality of people but in relation to social and public housing, that selfishness gets turned all the way up to 11. Even if building public housing for the common good is excellent, people are in fact entitled to protect the value of their single biggest asset, which is their home, and they can and will do so; loudly. They can and will let their elected representatives know what they want; including blocking even modest attempts to introduce any kind of gentle density in the form of townhouses and sideways terraces. It seems that the only way that you really get proper housing stock build is either by reclaiming brownfield sites or cutting into greenfield sites.

At the same time part of the housing debate is very much racially motivated by xenophobic people who see that the world has changed in ways that they do not like, has introduced faces that they do not like; and so, there is a secondary argument that housing problems can be solved by cutting immigration.

I might very well be a loonie but it seems to me that the best place for new homes to be built is actually over the top of existing railway lines; which currently are just open air space waiting to be used. It matters not a jot if an electric train passes underneath someone’s house in terms of air quality because the fumes from electric trains are produced far away at the power station. London went electric as early as it could from the 1890s, with both the City and South London Railway and Underground Electric Railways Company of London exploiting the fact that they could build housing near or on top of railway lines.

The reason is obvious. If you put housing near existing transport infrastructure, then this allows people to get to where they work, shop, go to school, et cetera; while also killing urban sprawl, and car dependency. Say what you like about a climate crisis, even you have to concede that addressing a housing but actively improving people’s quality of life is a no brainer. 

But mention any of this on any social media platform and people will try and string you up like you are SARS Cov-19, the plague, a murderer and a common criminal. Maybe it is true that just building more homes on its own is not going to tackle the housing crisis and that the housing crisis needs to be addressed by making homes that are built more affordable. However, NIMBYs are so against wanting anything that remotely looks like any kind of housing policy that the idea of building any more houses at all is a cognitohazard that they fear will break their minds.

April 13, 2024

Horse 3325 - The Greatest Comeback In All Of Sport

As far as I am concerned, too much sport is never enough. Things like politics and business are better off viewed through the lens of sport, and military conflicts would be better for all concerned if armies abandoned killing each other and the spectators, and instead fought a contest on the sporting field. Contrary to the quite frankly ridiculous assertion that the Battle of Waterloo was won on the playing fields of Eton, this would have been better for all concerned if they had kept the fight on the sporting fields of Eton and someone instead had put a bullet in Napoleon and Wellington. "They wrapped themselves in the glory" says the statue. Yeah right, I am not convinced. "They wrapped themselves in the glory... that other people fought for" more like. 53,000 dads never came home.  They'd have all been better off if they'd gone to the footy... including Napoleon and Wellington.

Too much sport is clearly the more glorious option. The glint of silverware, after people wait and wonder until their team scores and then scream at the sky above, is brighter and bigger and better than so-called grown-up things like love and war. Victory whose daughters are Honour and Glory, is obviously better War whose sons are Fear, Terror, Chaos, and Confusion. 

As the title suggests, this is what I think that the greatest comeback in all of sport was. Comebacks are better than lay down triumphs for the simple reason that sport is a contest and when there is no contest... there is no contest. As much as everyone loves and is soon tired of seeing a maestro at work, the idea that a clear an obvious champion should beat down on everyone gets pretty old pretty quickly. Max Verstappen could very well be the greatest Formula One driver of all time, but my favourite Formula One Grand Prix of all time was when Jean Alesi won in Canada in 1995. This was a victory which proved to be his only Grand Prix win, which might have made it all the more special, but the manner in which the mercurial Frenchman who looked like he was going nowhere in the race managed to hold on while everyone else fell away was a joy to watch.

Arguably the best stories in sporting contests are when someone comes back after being way behind. I personally think that the 2005 European Champions League Final between Liverpool and AC Milan was amazing but at the time it was heartbreaking to watch. Liverpool were 3-nil down at half time, came back to 3-3 at full time, held on for extra time and then managed to win on penalties which was unheard of for an English team to do.

When Australia II beat Liberty to win the 1983 America's Cup, after being 3-nil down a series of match races they then won the next four of seven to win 4-3. What makes that all the more remarkable is that the New York Yacht Club had held what was originally known as the 100 Guineas Cup since 1851 which meant that they had held it for 132 years and nobody had pushed them to a tie-break race.

Very likely the biggest statistical comeback is something like that, where the team that comes back has scored no points and then wins enough to win the match. However I think that that greatest comeback in all of sport actually happened in an Australian Rules football match because the statistical outlay of being so far behind, is far more unlikely. 3-nil down to 3-4 up happens uncommonly but still often enough to provide reasonable data on. The Australian Rules football match which I think had the greatest comeback in all of sport, had a margin which has only been overcome twice at professional level since 1859. 

In 1999, on a cold day in Melbourne in June, my team Hawthorn played St Kilda at Waverley Park, in a match which would ultimately prove nothing as neither team made the playoffs. Waverley Park, aka VFL Park, was a very big football ground which was built by Kerry Packer so that he could have a place to put on and show his new World Series Cricket without having to annoy the Melbourne Cricket Ground and the Victorian and Australian Cricket Associations (or pay them). The ground was so massive that cricket was played with ropes well inside the ground, and even Australian Rules football which uses a cricket field as its field of play, moved the boundary lines well inside the fences. 

St Kilda in 1999 were a disappointingly average side who should have done much better. They certainly had the thug power in both Big Bad Mad Bad Barry Hall and Spida Everett to if not win footy games, then to win fistfights. After climbing as high 3rd they dribbled down the ladder and would not be playing in the finals that season. Facing up against them in that match was a Hawthorn which that season was mildly awful. In any given week that season, the question was not if Hawthorn would win or lose but by how much they would lose? There was no hope at all of finals footy for Hawthorn and the season vacillated between terrible and dire.

This match started badly for Hawthorn and proceeded to get worse. Hawthorn scored an initial behind but the score very quickly blew out to Hawthorn 0.1.1 to St.Kilda 6.3.39. When Hawthorn did finally score an opening goal, they very quickly remembered that they were an awful team and upon a passage of play which saw a forward completely spew the ball into the terraces while inside St Kilda's goal square, play moved back up the field and never seemed to return for a long time.

Remember how I said that Waverley Park was massively massive? For most of the first quarter, we spent a lot of our time running all over the empty wooden terraces fishing out balls that had been used score goals and returning them to the goal umpire. For most of the second quarter, we spent a lot of our time standing by the fence trying to see very small brown and yellow clad players fail in their ineptitude to even get the ball away from equally small black, white and red players up the other end of the field; which may as well have been in another suburb and practically was. 

Late in the first quarter, this was looking like a humiliation: "7 plays 57, well I suppose the game's already over..." said the commentary and if a 50 point deficit looks bad, it got worse. Part way through the second quarter, the slaughter was so terrible that St.Kilda were on 11.4.70 while Hawthorn had still not even made it within the 50 metre ring at our end of the field; much less moved the numbers on the aging 'digital' scoreboard made up of thousands of sometimes broken light bulbs, from 1.1.7.

For everyone in the world who is in that general kind of region which we call "Not Australia", which means that you are devoid of the most insane game ever devised by mankind that somehow became both professional and raised up quasi-semi-hemi-demigods (Praise Dipper!), a three goal lead in an Australian Rules football match is generally a decent enough buffer that a team can afford to relax a bit and still waltz away with the win and four points. However, in this match, St.Kilda had their boot standing so heavily on the head of Hawthorn that the widest margin that this match blew out to was 10 goals, 3 behinds. 10.3.63 is itself a score which might have been expected on a cold and increasingly nasty night in Victoria. As temperatures plunged into single digits, so did the hopes of Hawthorn fans.

In the second half weak sunshine shone on the ground and with it, the weak rays of hope floodlit the match. Somehow, in a defiance of logic and common sense, Hawthorn would turn around a 63 point deficit and by the end of the match had scored 12 unanswered goals. When the siren blared out its final whinge of contempt for the weather, for the evening and for even the existence of Waverley Park itself, at the end of the 4th Quarter the score was: St Kilda 14.12.96 - Hawthorn 17.7.109.

How?

To this day I have no idea how you turn around a ten goal deficit. Where do you dig down inside yourself to find the mental strength? To this day I do not understand what could have motivated the Hawthorn team to rise up in a match which in the grand scheme of the season meant absolutely nothing of value at all, since neither St.Kilda nor Hawthorn had any hope of playing finals footy that year. In the quarter century which has followed, there has been exactly one Australian Rules Football Match in which a bigger deficit has been turned around but the context of that match was that both sides were playing with the incentive of winning a better place on the ladder and hopefully picking up a bye in the finals series. How do you as a coach convince 22 tired men to step up to the occasion, when there is no occasion to step up to? There would be no big dance in September.

This is why in my not very well paid opinion, this is the greatest comeback in all of sport. To come back to win a trophy is one thing but to come back to win a normal regular league match where there was no incentive, no carrot, no piece of pie, no hope of finals footy, nothing, is quite another. I don't even remember who won the flag in 1999. What I do remember is this match; which still shines brighter than silverware.



April 09, 2024

Horse 3324 - Kakosynaisthima - Element IV - Poverty

 Mostly the various elements of Kakosynaisthima have to do with materiel which are invented by the self. I have heard it said that anger for instance, is not really an emotion but a reaction to a set of circumstances. I am not sure that I agree with this as as emotions are invented by the self, they are also very much the product of choice and will. I think that it is more likely that an emotion might very well be the product to circumstances' multiplier and the will's quotient. 

However Poverty is not necessarily a product of the materiel which are invented by the self. Someone who is currently living in a state of poverty could very well have been once in possession of a large estate and then degraded and dwindled it down, but equally another person may just have been unfortunate in the lottery of life. We can no more blame someone for being born a girl, or a slave, or for being born in a colonised or occupied nation, or being born into any other particular time and space in history, any more than we can praise the son of a merchant banker who in control of the affairs of millions of dollarpounds for having being born into such circumstance. Yet those who have won the lottery of life often act as though they are entirely self-made. 

One of the unfortunate consequences of living in a society which has been awash with very tory ideas based in nothing more than raw mercantilism but masquerading in the language of efficiency for about two and a half centuries, is that many people actually absorb and then believe the messages that they are told, despite the evidence of their own eyes and the circumstances which they find themselves. There is a pervasive belief for instance that people are poor because of something that they have done. Even scratch this notion beyond the surface even just a little bit, and you soon discover that people exchange the truth for a lie all too easily if it happens to fit their own selfish narrative for their own ends; which incidentally is one of the cornerstones that economic though happens to sit upon.

Are people really always poor because of something that they have done? Can you really blame a child for being born into one family or another? Is there any example ever in history of an unborn person having a choice of being born as a child pauper or a billionaire? What of the systems which people are born into? Does classism, sexism, racism, nationalism, really mean nothing? Why is it that the rich choose to send their children to private schools, and then wrong the neck of the state to subsidise that private exclusionary choice, if not to perpetuate advantage and maintain a kind of economic apartheid between classes?

As for the notion of work itself, is that really true? How come someone working their guts out cleaning toilets might earn $70,000 per year, while a three million dollar chunk of money on deposit at 3% earns $90,000 per year? Is there really a moral argument to be made that a person renting and paying money for the privilege of living in a house works less than the person who owns that same house and collects that rent as well as accrues the benefit of that same house appreciating in capital value? 

Perhaps one of the reasons why people who control money and power need to keep society awash with the idea of meritocracy is that if the great masses of people awoke from their dream and realised what was and is happening to them, then things would change pretty quickly. This is also why people who control money and power hate the idea of democracy. Democracy, that is rule by the demos, runs counter to the whole kosmos of retaining and controlling money and power. In their eyes if the right people no not have power, then the wrong people do.

Let us abandon the notion at this point that poverty is purely caused by the person in question, because while it is certainly true that people are sometimes profligate, or self-destructive, or unwise, or wastrels, or spendthrifts, the awful unspoken truth is that for the vast majority of human history except for a brief period which the French call les trente gloriuses, the rewards due to capital thanks to compound interest, the general principle of wealth condensation, and active measures to protect wealth and money like taxation measures, poverty is mostly the result of mass collateral damage by the rich and powerful.

Even if we admit all of the above as just causes for poverty, including the sometimes unwise and destructive nature of the people in question, then surely the mere existence of poverty demands a response, no? If there is to be found any telos in poverty at all, then there are two immediate perspectives that need to be considered: namely from the standpoint of the person in that state, and the standpoint of someone who is an observer.

Firstly, from the standpoint of the person experiencing poverty, it is awful. Depending on how impoverished someone is, the list of things forgone and not bought, is run through the matrix of necessity and affordability. Very big items such as house ownership, new car ownership, the quality of holidays, et cetera, all disappear. Depending on the level of poverty, increasingly smaller luxury items are struck off. Even things such as new clothing and nice food are struck off. Maybe things such as car ownership will be struck off. 

Further down the line, the list of which bills need to be paid immediately become a priority. It is reasonable to think that things like rent, electric, water, gas, telephony are going to be progressively cut back through domestic economies, but there still is a tipping point when even those things are struck off too. 

One of the ironies about being in a period of poverty is that it is actually more expensive than it would be otherwise. Quite apart from the fact that poorer people in an effort to gain some kind of immediate happiness in spite our their reduced state tends to create a sense of hyperbolic discounting, the very fact that one does not have access to a large amount of money means that buying things in larger amounts which is more efficient, is unavailable. In a broad sense, this also very much helps to explain why people who are renting somewhere to live get trapped in renting from other people. With arguably the biggest ticket item in someone's life being perpetually struck off, it only leaves a place for the economic vampires of the world. No wonder it is fun for people who derive their income by being tory vampires, to blame poorer people for making bad choices; especially in the light that the choice was never available to be made. 

Of course as more and more things are struck off, then this infringes upon one's ability to be connected with a group of friends and peers. It is more likely that a poorer person is more likely to either have fewer friends and/or become increasingly isolated. Perhaps the biggest blow to someone's happiness and well-being is not the loss of stuff, but the loss of friends.

While there is some degree of sympathy from others, a poorer person is more likely to cut themselves off from others. We can merely observe someone else's pain and suffering but to live through it, also imposes a degree of almost responsibility to not share it. There is sort of an implied or imagines perception that whatever malaise someone is suffering from, is at least part way contagious. Probably a great deal of the reason why people who control money and power want to make sure that their children do not associate with poorer children, and deliberately design systems such that private advantage is maintained by to sending their children to private schools, is that the real or imagined fear is that their children might accidentally catch poverty as though it were contagious. While that imagined state of catching poverty is almost certainly not real, the idea that if you can dream it you can be it, is still very very powerful.

In the immediate kosmos, someone who either through deliberate choice or because of active shunning is cut off from other people, has a very real need for validation and community also cut off. Poverty has a nasty way of firstly depriving one of the things that make life nice, then tolerable, then necessary, and as it first steals away one's standing, it then takes away one's pride, one's self worth, and perhaps drains away someone's soul. To go through that and experience that, is awful.

However, there are those people who through reasons of self-discipline, of spiritualism, of asceticism et cetera, who take on poverty as a thing to be cultivated. This is a way in part an attempt to tame and train the beast which shouts "I" at the heart of the kosmos, by deliberately depriving it of the "yummy, yummy, yummy". If there is a telos to this, it is to teach that one can be content despite the circumstance, though beyond that I am not entirely sure what kind of special revelation is necessarily transferrable to anyone else. Certainly various monks and nuns and other kinds of positions in various religious orders have all arrived at similar conclusions as to what poverty can teach and what its telos means. Perhaps it is really only when the "yummy, yummy, yummy" has been removed that people are forced to face and decide what actually is important.

Secondly, from the standpoint of someone who is an observer of the person experiencing poverty, it is possibly sad. 'Possibly' is the opposite word because watching someone else suffer, might not actually illicit any kind of response at all from the observer. There may be sadness and sympathy and/or empathy which forces to the observer to act, or there may be apathy which forces to the observer to do nothing and maybe invisibalise the the person experiencing poverty, or there may be antipathy which forces to the observer to act with contempt and revulsion.

There is an asymmetry between pleasure and pain; likewise the reaction prompted by observing someone else going through pleasure and pain is also asymmetrical.  The beast which shouts "I" at the heart of the kosmos, which wants to bring closer the "yummy, yummy, yummy" and push away that which is "not yummy", when encountering the person experiencing poverty, has either met with a circumstance demanding an exercise of humanity or met with a circumstance which internally demands a defensive position against the circumstance. 

It is really easy to sympathise with someone who is pleasant and going through something pleasurable because we hope that the "yummy, yummy, yummy" brushes off on us. It is harder to sympathise with someone who is not pleasant and going through something painful because we do not want that which is defective and broken infecting us. Observing someone else experiencing poverty, quite apart from the circumstances which caused that state, including those circumstances which are in no way under the control of the person in question, is in face cause for people inventing defensive strategies and coping mechanisms to keep poverty away; which itself are causes for further kakosynaisthima in that person.

A response of sympathy from someone who observes someone else going through poverty, first assumes that that observer takes at very least, the assumption that  the person suffering is in fact a person. A reaction of apathy mostly implies that the other person has lesser or zero value. A reaction of antipathy, which occasions contempt and revulsion, is evidence that the observer considers that the other person has value of less than zero. Those assumptions that another person has value of less than zero, are often caused by conditioning and continuation of classism, sexism, racism, nationalism, et cetera. The practice of antipathy actively solidifies that assumption and then puts action behind it.

As for the question of the observer who watches someone else going through poverty, you would hope that they at least make some kind of effort to alleviate or improve the situation. The actual solution to poverty is a systemic one; via larger persons corporate in community and commonwealth. Of course the biggest person corporate is that of the state; which is why the best person to actually change the systems which create poverty in the first place is the state. While there is a case to be made for charitable organisations, the truth remains that even the biggest of charitable organisations is still only really a private corporate person who is working against other private corporate persons who also act according to the same rules as individuals, but magnified. Corporations very much either act with apathy towards poverty, or active antipathy if there is profit to be made in creating a sense of contempt and revulsion in the general public. One only needs to see the terms used like "dole bludgers", or how the word "welfare" is demonised, by profit-driven corporate persons; when the word "welfare" in every given sense is to do with the well-being and care of people.

If there is anything to be gained by questioning whether or not there is any telos at all to poverty, then as the person going through it a sense of gratitude for what one does have, and perhaps even a sense of jealousy if it results in self-improvement might very well be in order. As someone who observes someone else going through poverty, then I would hope that their sense of empathy at least compels them to either change the system as best as they can to try and make it fairer, or to be generous with what they have.

April 08, 2024

Horse 3223 - CELSIUS V FAHRENHEIT [2024] - Judgement

 CELSIUS V FAHRENHEIT [2024] - Judgement


The Fake Internet Court of Australia


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We have learned of a dispute which has arisen and which rattled though the internuts until it finally made its way to this court until it found this fake internet court's attention:

https://twitter.com/ItsAndyRyan/status/1770502479878193226

Who's to say which system is better?

- Andy Ryan, via X, 21st Mar 2024

Well Mister Ryan, if you want matters of hypothetical ethics solved then you go to Geoffrey Robertson QC; if you want matters of astrophysics and rocket surgery solved then you go to Neil de Grasse Tyson; if you want to know what knick-knacks to put into a room or what kind of rug needs to go underneath that hideous coffee table that you can't bear to part with then you go to Tonia Todman; but if you want definitive answers to questions of no consequence then you come to The Fake Internet Court of Australia. Who is to say which system is better? I am.

This court is not only equipped to answer this dispute but it asserts jurisdiction in all spaces and all times. If that seems like an act of ultimate hubris to you, then your feeling is correct. It is. We have hubris by the bucket load here. The Fake Internet Court of Australia will judge upon about which is better: Celsius or Fahrenheit?

Probably the reason as to why this argument is uniquely posed, is that the United States of America will go to any and all lengths to use any system of measurement other than the Metric System. Miles, pounds, gallons, furlongs, barleycorns, school buses, smoots, elephants; literally any nutjob, whackjob, madjob or oddjob system, with no ground in logic or sense will do. This is despite the fact and in spite of the fact that the Metric System which is very French, was adopted by the same country which helped the United States gain their independence. This is also despite the fact and in spite of the fact that the United States was the first country to adopt decimal currency and knows very well how to operate in a system where 100 cents make 1 dollar. What the hell is a kilometer? It is an actual freedom unit; 100 per cent of the time.

These are the facts as this court sees them:

The Celsius system of temperature measurement is named after the Swedish astronomer Anders Celsius. It sounds strange that an astronomer would want to do temperature calculations but when you bear in mind that back in the 1740s, scientists were far more polymathical and ecumenical to different areas of scientific reading, this is not unexpected. In Celsius' 1742 paper "Observationer Om Twänne Beständiga Grader På En Thermometer" (Observations about two stable degrees on a thermometer), Celsius performed a series of experiments showing that the melting point of ice is essentially unaffected by pressure. He then assigned an index of 100 to the melting point of ice and an index of 0 to the boiling point of water. This proved to be really useful but the rest of the scientific community assigned the an index 0 the melting point of ice and the index of 100 to the boiling point of water because it makes more sense that the numbers should go up the hotter that a thing is.

Likewise the Fahrenheit system of temperature measurement is named after the Polish-German Gabriel Fahrenheit, who, was an instrument maker; specifically trying to make temperature measuring instruments. His thermometer made us of the fact that elemental mercury while being a liquid metal at normal room temperatures, is still subject to the same kinds of expansion and contraction as other metals when heat is applied. His scale was derived from the fact that his personally developed frigiforic mineral salt ice mixture when frozen, had a very stable melting point where he could calibrate his zero mark. The 90 mark was taken from the temperature when his thermometer was placed underneath someone's arm of in the mouth; though he worked out pretty quickly that 96 as a highly composite number was very useful. His scale which was then adopted in various places, was tinkered with and tinkered with and tinkered with.

It has to be said here that the name "Anders Celsius" probably sounds completely normal for a Swede and the name "Gabriel Fahrenheit" does indeed sound ver very German. However it can not be denied that in the English tongue, the name "Gabriel Fahrenheit" is a positively cracking name for a baby. Moreover if you hear the name "Gabriel Fahrenheit" coming out of the mouth from someone oop North, when ten year old Gabriel is out playing football in the street at 6pm such as "Gabriel Fahrenheit! Your tea is ready!", then that's well great and pure belter.

The real nub, crux, and central plank of this case is that it matters not an iota what system anyone uses, as long as everyone agrees to it. However, the idea of preparing a specific frigiforic mixture to obtain your zero point as opposed to using ordinary water under normal laboratory conditions, is very very silly. Counter to that, practically everyone in the world who wants to know what the temperature of something is, does not calibrate their own instruments. I for instance do not have to care how many electrics are in a Volt, how a Horsepower is calculated, or if the speed limit on the road is 50 whether or not that's in miles or kilometers as long as the dials in my car match up.

Final Judgement:

There are in fact three systems of temperature measurement which are in common usage. In making judgement it is best to compare their usefulness; the broadest way to do this is to compare their usefulness as applied to humans. This is what the three systems feel like to a human:

On a scale of 0 to 100 in Fahrenheit, 0 is cold and 100 is hot.

On a scale of 0 to 100 in Celcius, 0 is cold and 100 is dead.

On a scale of 0 to 100 in Kelvin, 0 is dead and 100 is dead.

Immediately this becomes a question of utility, of what feels right, and of what is sensible. We can perform a sensibility test quite easily, just by asking the simple question of fact. Is the system suitable for science, and it is suitable for humans?

Fahrenheit while it is suitable for humans is also very clearly, silly. 30 degrees Fahrenheit is cold and 100 is hot. The fact that 0 is take from a specific sample of salty water, means that it is of no use at all to humans in the real world. About the only shred of utility that Fahrenheit possesses is that 100 is hot and seems like it should be intuitively hot.

Celsius is both useful for scientific studies and suitable for humans. 0 degrees Celsius is cold and quite obviously so, and while 100 is dead, 40 is hot. If it is freezing outside, then minus temperatures is excellent at communicating that. 10 is cold. 20 is nice. 30 is warm. 40 is hot. 50 is deeply unpleasant. 60 is dead. 70 is dead. 80 is dead. 100 is boiling. 180 is an oven. 700 is a fire. 5000 is the sun. This is all reasonably intiuative. 

Kelvin while it is useful for scientific studies is clearly unsuitable for humans. When dealing with the cold, dark, expansive, horror of space, then Kelvin is perfectly sensible. But for looking at things which humans live inside of, although it is true that the temperature outside at the moment is 291 Kelvin, that is really really silly. 

As someone who is sufficiently old enough to have been born into a world which still remembered the Imperial System, I know that I am about 6 feet tall, weigh about 140 pounds and have no idea what that is in metric. I also know how fast 80km/h is, and how fast 90mph is. A pound is a useful amount of cheese a kilo is what flour comes in. A pint is a nice amount of brown ale and 1L of milk fits in the fridge. Indeed as someone who was born into a world which still remembered the Imperial System, I straddle both worlds. Then because I am married to a very very fine lady who having been born in America has also kind of learnt to walk in two worlds, I am fine with doing Metric/Imperial mental gymnastics for ease of being understood. Nevertheless, Celsius is better because Fahrenheit is silly.

Relative to the question of how many beans are in a pile (the answer is at least 23), we should be able to put that number into the schema for what is nice.  Generally speaking if there are 22 of a thing, it is nice. 23 is a clump. 24 is knowable. 25 is just about too many things. Humans do not really have intuitive powers to understand 25 things at once. Using this entirely furious spurious reasoning, then 22 then the ideal perfect number for a temperature to be nice, is 22. 

22 in Celcius, is nice.

22 in Fahrenheit, is cold.

DO NOT GO OUTSIDE IF IT IS 22 KELVINS OUT THERE!

This court hereby orders that henceforth, everyone in the world uses Celsius; including you 'Murica. Stop dragging your heels. It would not take long for a generation of children to be completely fluent in metric and it will take maybe four generations for the memory to be just that, a memory. The awful truth is that Fahrenheit in a world of Celsius is very very silly. As for you Andy Ryan, while you have been forensis amicus, this court finds that the country which you live in, which is full of nutjobbers, whackjobbers, madjobbers and oddjobbers, is guilty of massive amounts of knavery designed to perpetuate stupidity.

America, you are guilty of both conspiracy and deception. You have brought hateration and holleration into this fake internet court and as you have no sensible business by continuing to use Fahrenheit when Celsius is very clearly and obviously more sensible, we order you to desist and stop this egregious pretense. If we ever see you back before this court, the penalties will be severe. Get out; lest you make a mockery of my courtroom. We are already perfectly capable of making a mockery of this fake internet courtroom as it is. You are malevolent and have now ensnared others in your villainy. Can you not see what trouble thou hast wrought? 

- ROLLO75 J

(this case will be reported in FILR as H3323/1 - Ed)




April 05, 2024

Horse 3322 - Biden v Trump: Landslide to Biden 535-3

 

I have been running a survey for the last week to run a head-to-head match up for United States President between Willow Biden and Donald Trump. Across various platforms, I have had 187 replies and the results have been 186-1 in favour of Willow Biden. As we have already determined via the Fake Internet Court of Australia, rulings that I make on Horse are officially unofficial and binding upon all people at all times and in all places in the kosmos; so this means that if we extrapolate the results of this survey to a General Election in November, then Willow Biden head-to-head match up for United States President should beat Donald Trump 535-3 in the Electoral College. We know that this is a popular result as I have already conducted the survey.

There are of course two things which would prevent Willow Biden from being United States President.

The first being that she is only 4 years old and falls foul of the Article II, Section 1 Constitutional requirement that someone needs to be at least thirty-five years old in order to be President. Personally I think that this is a consequence of James Madison and Alexander Hamilton burning the midnight oil and deliberately designing the US Constitution such that George Washingmachine would be a king-like figure and that one of them would be President at some point in the future after George stood down or died.. Sure there was a minor shooty-shooty-bang-bang incident which left one of them very very dead but the other did in fact become President.

The second thing which would prevent Willow Biden from being United States President, would be that she has not lived in the United States for the past fourteen years. Exactly why this very specific requirement was inserted into the Constitution is beyond me because after having read through the notes of the Constitutional Conventions, this seems purely like it was added on the basis of one person's motion. There are practically no debates on this clause beyond the mechanical aye and nay and the rubber stamp of acceptance. 

If these legal disabilities were set aside, under some kind of Constitutional Amendment like the type that made Arnold Schwarzenegger President in "Demolition Man", then there is nothing necessarily to stop Willow from being elected as President, except for what the legal definition of a Person is. The concept that corporations/companies are Persons is not a new invention. SCOTUS has also ruled in the "Citizens United" case that corporations as legal persons have the same rights with regards lobbying, advertising, and making donations to political candidates and parties; so in a non-corporeal person is in fact and at law a person, then proving that a cat is a person is a matter of legal interpretation. 

I think that the results of my wee little survey demonstrate that people are not happy with the current gerontocratic choices which they have before them and will overwhelmingly choose a cat for President over the current two choices. What ever charge that you can lay against Biden for being old equally applies to Trump and likewise what ever charge that you can lay against Trump for being doddery equally applies to Biden. This isn't to say that old people aren't capable of making important decisions, it is just that the demands of running an administration where the stakes in a lot of cases involve spending massive amounts of coin and sometimes souls, is great. We have performed the experiment again and again where we send a relatively spritely person into office and the end of their one or two terms, end up looking much much older. Who by worrying can turn the hair on their head black or white? It turns out, the President of the United States.

Assuming that a cat is a person, then the fact that we would have literally no way of knowing what they said, seems like a problem. Although having said that, the idea that there would be effectively a dead hand at the tiller has a distinct chance of being an improvement over the kinds of things that we have seen coming out of various administrations for the past 80 years. A cat is unlikely to send the country to war for instance. Although since we are entering the realm of pure subjective fantasy here, if a cat could actually faithfully execute the office of the Presidency, then I am reasonably sure that the United States would tilt towards a ham based economy very quickly.

If we take a thousand yard view over the strangeness of the past decade or so, then in the most sensible timeline that we never had, Hilary Clinton would have been President in 2016 and we would now be coming to a very boring Presidential Election with Paul Ryan as the incumbent. The only reason that Biden was put up as any kind of serious candidate is that he is the compromise choice against Trump. 

In the most lovely timeline that we never had, then Bernie Sanders would have been endorsed by the rank and file of the Democrats and then been elected in the General Election in 2016 as a genuine reform President of the likes not seen since the Roosevelts Franklin D and Teddy. He would have made a genuine effort to shift the economic balance towards the left a bit, instead of this forever set of rightist eejits who basically perpetuate Reagan's plans ad nauseum but with rapidly departing sets of equally stupid identity politics. Bernie Sanders would have been and should have been in charge during the COVID-19 pandemic but instead America was forced to live with seven kinds of stupidity.

So here again is why we see that in my highly unscientific survey, that Willow Biden easily beats Trump in a head to head contest. The current two choices, are akin to deciding whether or not you would like to put your head into a bucket of cow manure or sheep manure. Always remember that the problem with democracy is that whomever you vote for, a politician will get in. When given the choice between a politician and a cat, the cat will win every time.

Aside:

The test of whether or not a potential candidate for a political office has a cat, is a good one. The reason for this is that having a cat means that the person knows what it is like to care for someone who can be objectively precocious and capricious. Dog people have an animal which wants to be their friend. Cat people have an animal which wants to be aloof. 

March 30, 2024

Horse 3321 - Kakosynaisthima - Element III - Loneliness

I have stated at various times that the centre of the observable universe is 19mm behind the corneas of one's eyeballs. For every person who has ever lived, they can only see the world through their own perspective and by virtue of being that central point, they are also the main character in the narrative of their own lives. It therefore makes rational sense that the self which is at the centre of its own observable universe, which wants to make its existence pleasant, should want to command more of the things it likes and reduce the frequency of the things it does not like. I think that one of the the consequences of being at the centre of the observable universe, is that everyone without exception is both rationally and irrationally selfish. The central character for the beast which shouts "I" at the heart of the kosmos is none other than "I". That rational and irrational selfishness, logically means that people want to do what they like and do not want to do what they do not like. The beast which shouts "I" at the heart of the kosmos wants things that are "yummy" and does not want things that are "not yummy". Yes, this is obvious but this is the cornerstone from which I extend the following set of argument.

The beast which shouts "I" at the heart of the kosmos in an effort to bring the "yummy, yummy, yummy" closer and push the "not yummy" further away, has come up with quite effective stratagems for doing that. When you put various beasts which shout "I" at the heart of the kosmos together, then what ends up happening is that they form like communities. We find other people who are like us and who like us. Paradoxically this is both excellent and horrid at the same time. Human beings as individually small beings can achieve things on their own but achieve massive things together in community and commonwealth. This is the underlying reason why families, clubs, churches, societies, partnerships, companies, corporations and even the nation state exist. Human beings as social beings also have a need for validation and reflection, and so forming community and commonwealth is essential to the proper formation and functioning of a human.

However, although in forming community and commonwealth in an effort to bring the "yummy, yummy, yummy" closer and pushing the "not yummy" further away, human beings are also hideously excellent at shunning and excluding other human beings who for whatever defect, might undermine that community and commonwealth. This is the logical consequence of trying to push the "not yummy" further away. It makes good sense to push away people who are cruel and nasty, but in forming community and commonwealth, cliques are also effective at pushing away people who are perceived as defective in other ways; such as being shy, poor, small, smelly, disabled, mentally different, weird, et cetera. Other people who do not meet the crietria for  community and commonwealth are othered; sometimes in not very nice ways. The grounds for exclusion and pushing away people also extends to aspects such as sex, race, religion, et cetera. Those people 'over there' must be excluded, lest they damage us in some way and we accidentally catch their poverty, weirdness, race, disablity, religion, et cetera. Living inside the fortress is lovely for those inside but for those outside, the wilderness can be awful. The ugly truth is that it can be fun and much sport, mirth, and jolity can be had from making someone else's existence miserable. Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.

Loneliness as a thing is so very effective because it makes excellent use of the fact that humans are lost and trapped within the fortress of their own mind. Whilst I think that the idea of solipsism in principle is a rubbish idea, when it comes to one's perception of the world, it makes no functional difference in perspective. At a cosmic level, nobody else can experience the world as you do and neither can you experience the world as they do. There are things that people experience together but these are experienced together proximally at the third thing, or intimately at each other. On that level, there is no experience with someone else from the same perspective, ever. Excluding and shunning someone is so very powerful because they uniquely feel that exclusion; with good reason. Quite literally nobody else can feel what they do.

The hint within the word 'Loneliness' itself, is that this is a singularly singular experience. Keeping that in mind, Loneliness is experienced by someone who stands as the central character of their own universe and by nobody else and this explains why it is so awful to endure. Loneliness can not be shared; which means its burden also can not be shared. Moreover, you can not tell yourself to go away to try and get rid of it either. 

There is of course a distinction between being lonely and being alone. It is possible to be alone and yet feel a sense of connectedness and community with people who are not present. It is also possible to be lonely within a sea of people. There is a difference between being alone in a place where you feel that you are supposed to be, as opposed to being in a place where you are supposed to be and are yet still devoid of connectedness and community. There is also a difference between being lonely in a great multitude of abstract indifference, to being lonely within a room of people who in maintaining their own fortress of community and commonwealth, have excluded you and perhaps are being cruel and nasty about it.

The art of weaponsing loneliness is learnt at a surprisingly young age. Children actually get to learn both the joy and power of making someone else feel miserable as well as the hurt from others making then feel miserable at an early age. The phrase "I don't want to be your friend" or "I don't like you" is a direct attack on a person. Children learn very quickly that they can hurt people and be hurt by people in ways that does not involve physical violence, though in some circumstances when bullying crosses that line, weaponised enforced loneliness and physical violence can and do go together. The strange thing is that because the kosmos which we have constructed for ourselves turned schooling into a societal servant for the purposes of serving industrial capitalism, that we place children into hot-boxes of learning factories for more than a decade. Within in these factories, the mechanics of enforcing loneliness is weaponised.

When people get a wee bit older, probably the most intense feelings of loneliness are experienced by teenagers; who biology is flooding their bodies with chemicals in an effort to finally build the child into the adult. I have no method of actually determining if emotions are actually more intense but the proximity and repeated exposure to others for whom deriving sport, mirth, and jollity which is had from making someone else's existence miserable, can not be avoided. It is probably in one's teenage years when one feels the most of everything, love, hate, joy, sadness, community and loneliness. 

As with Pain, people who experience Loneliness might develop virtues such as self-esteem, self-worth, resilience, and independence as manufactured responses to Loneliness; but again, not necessarily because Loneliness produces those things. As with Pain, manufactured responses to Loneliness can also include hurt and sadness, despair, hopelessness, depression and even a tiredness of life itself.

Paradoxically I think that Loneliness as a thing is both "not yummy" and yet actually has a purpose. Loneliness is perhaps the process by which we learn that on some deep level no-one else is really there fighting for you in the last garrison; but more importantly, nor can they do so. It is impossible for anyone else to truly have your back until the absolute end. Other people have their own worries and have to make sure that they too are keeping their own head above water. It's enough for them to worry about what today holds, much less about tomorrow for that day holds worries of its own; they have to look out for what is coming over their own horizon. Is any of this actually a bad thing though?

Perhaps people experiencing loneliness might imagine that other people are engaged in expending energy in actively hating them, when this is mostly untrue. Although everyone is intrinsically selfish, an imagined sense that someone is spending their spare time in active hate is simply pointless, when in truth the other person is not thinking about them at all.

Again we turn to those manufactured responses of self-esteem, self-worth, independence, and resilience, as products of the process of Loneliness. Resilience is a necessary quality for an individual to possess in a kosmos which is indifferent and which is populated by other ultimately selfish individuals. Loneliness itself forces us not only to confront the fact that we are ultimately alone in the universe, but that we are on a cosmic level. Nobody does know "what it's like to the bad man, to be the sad man, behind blue eyes"; which means that The Who were correct. The outstanding question is what one is supposed to do with that confrontation.

You can turn the knives inwards. You can accept the accusations of defectiveness with the intent to harm one's self. The scary thing is that people who choose to push away people on the basis of some defect, are very often more likely right than wrong. Anyone who has spent some time introspectively looking at their own person and character, very quickly becomes aware of the defects which others quite rightly suggest exist. You could very well in fact be shy, or poor, mentally different, weird, et cetera. Since you can't escape those grounds of accusation, is it actually worth acting upon those grounds of the accusations of defectiveness? There is no shortage of so-called "self-help" books; which has to be one of the most morally repugnant ideas out there. Self-help assumes that the person who suffers due to the accusations of defectiveness and subsequent exclusion, is more responsible to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, than laying the blame for actually acting  cruelly and horribly in the first place.

Or, you can accept the accusations of defectiveness as a statement of inventory. Remember, those accusations are very often more likely right than wrong. A better response is to show one's self the kindness which others withheld. Every manufactured responses to Loneliness is created in the silent and dark workshop of the quiet self. One does not build self-esteem, self-worth, or resilience, without first accepting the premise that one's self is an object which is worthy. The words "I love you", "I need you", "I want you", are the most powerful words in the universe and when backed up with action can and do change lives. When those words are used to to works of kindness to others, they build other people up. When those words are used as hammers to work-harden the self, then the accusations of defectiveness can be met with acceptance that the defect exists.

There is a neat illustration called the "hedgehog's dilemma" which basically states that we are all afraid of getting close to other people, lest they turn their spines outwards and hurt us. However, as deeply social creatures who both need to love and be loved and who need to validate others and to be validated, those spines make it hard to actually fulfil our own needs. Accepting the premise that one's self is an object which is worthy and accepting the premise that others are also objects which are worthy, might very well be the key to solving the dilemma. It really does not help that the hedgehog's dilemma itself is cause for people inventing defensive strategies and coping mechanisms; which themselves are causes for accusations of defectiveness.

The unspoken truth which hides behind the corneas of someone else's eyeballs, is that they too are also small, pathetic, and often do not have terribly much power in the kosmos. People dare not speak about this awful truth that often because the idea in the face of a mostly indifferent kosmos is horrifying. People are afraid to be vulnerable because if they hold themselves out and other people do not like them, then that's all that they have. The telos of loneliness if there is one, is that realisation that if this is all that one has, then the fact that one is alone and adrift in the kosmos, is not necessarily sufficient grounds to turn the knives inwards. IF this is all that I have and all that I am, I might actually be pretty neat.

March 25, 2024

Horse 3320 - Have A Sook, Toyota.

https://www.infrastructure.gov.au/infrastructure-transport-vehicles/vehicles/vehicle-safety-environment/emission-standards

The current minimum noxious emission standard for new light vehicles in Australia is ADR 79/04, which is based on an international standard known as Euro 5. The current minimum noxious emission standard for new heavy vehicles is ADR 80/03, which is based on an international standard known as Euro V, with vehicles meeting equivalent US or Japanese standards also accepted.

For heavy vehicles (trucks and buses over 3.5 tonnes), a new ADR 80/04, based on the Euro VI (Stage C) requirements will apply to newly approved heavy vehicle models supplied from 1 November 2024 and all new heavy vehicles supplied to the Australian market on or after 1 November 2025.As with ADR 80/03, vehicles meeting equivalent US or Japanese standards will also be accepted.

- Department of Infrastructure, Transport, Regional Development, Communications and the Arts, at 22nd Mar 2024

The Albanese Government is currently trying to change the emissions standards and fuel consumption standards for new motor vehicle sales, primarily to bring us in line with Japan. This seems to me to be an entirely sensible policy, as Japan adopted Australia's safety standards with regards Side Impact Protection Systems some time ago; so normalisation with Japan is a good idea. Japan itself already adopted the Euro 6 emissions standards and the EU has also just recently adopted Japan's fuel consumption standards. In theory this should mean that there is little if anything to do when a car is imported into Australia. In theory it should be easier to get a landed product here.

In practice though the biggest whingers against the plan have been Ford and Toyota; likely because they have the biggest to lose in terms of potential profits. For a while now the Ford Ranger and the Toyota Hilux have sat atop the sales charts. As Ford and Toyota are multi-national corporations, of course they will offer the cheapest and lowest quality product that they can get away; and in the case of Australia that means quality just a cut above mediocre. The Thai-built trucks that Ford and Toyota choose to dump on Australia are in no way reflective of the quality of the workforce but rather the quality of the materials and IP being put into them. As they are only required by the current Australian Design Regulations to build cars to Euro 5 specifications, then that's all that they will do; the overarching reason why automakers can lower quality vehicles on Australia, is that Australia being an island nation with no motor manufacturing industry of its own to speak of, amounts to a captured market (because the very tory Abbott Liberal Goverment's policies in 2013). 

https://www.afr.com/politics/federal/toyota-urges-labor-to-put-brakes-on-clean-car-plan-20240228-p5f8cd

The country’s top-selling car brand, Toyota, has urged the Albanese government to slow the pace of new car emissions standards, saying it is too ambitious, will cause price rises and reduce the range of vehicles available.

Toyota, which sold more than 200,000 cars here last year, including the number two model, the Hilux, issued the statement at the same time new industry analysis laid bare the size of the challenge facing importers.

That analysis finds few models in the current domestic car fleet meet the standards, meaning the task of changing the make-up of cars sold in Australia to meet the new standards will be significant.

- Financial Review, 28th Feb 2024

Nevermind the fact that Toyota already meet Euro 6 standards in Japan, so suggesting that the "task of changing the make-up of cars sold in Australia to meet the new standards will be significant" is quite frankly complete bunk; as evidenced by their own website.

https://toyota.jp/hilux/

Owing to the fact that we have a hideously rightest broadcast media in this country, and an electorate which is rationally and irrationally self-interested, then any proposed changes to the standards if they result in cost increases, will be railed against as if they were the Devil incarnate. Discourse seems to be mainly centred around the proposition that Albanese Government is trying to take people's trucks away and that trucks will become more expensive, in spite of the evidence before their own eyes that owing to the fact that we do not have a motor manufacturing industry in Australia any more, the real cost of motor vehicles rose by 35%, and I note that Toyota themselves have removed the Toyota Hilux WorkMate from their lineup. Again, this is purely a profit driven decision and has nothing to do with government policy.

The most visible consequence of the then Abbott Government actively killing the motor manufacturing industry in Australia, was a very rapid shift to light trucks like the Ford Ranger, Toyota Hilux, Isuzu D-Max et cetera. This is in addition to the SUVification of everything. Perhaps the most emblematic evidence of a successfully killed the motor manufacturing industry in Australia, is the introduction of the the Chevrolet Silverado and Dodge RAM as massively massive brodozers for cosplay cowboys. The first and obvious problem with this is that they weigh about 500kg more than the traffic they replaced, and cause nearly triple the damage to other road users in terms of property and personal damage. The second and obvious problem with this is that not only do bigger things work more efficiently at doing damage, as they are light trucks they aren't bound by the relevant Australian Design Regulations with regards pedestrian safety either. All the work done in improving road safety has been undone in three years.

Not only are the kinds of people who buy these things likely to be more aggressive on the roads, and more likely to underpay their staff, they're also less likely to be actually doing work in these brodozers. A hundred thousand dollar brodozer is itself an expensive investment; that invariably means that they then get dressed up with nice wheels and body kits and never visit work sites. A truck with chequerplate boxes, or metal pull down sides, with dents in the side, is very obviously a tool to be used for work.  A chromed garage queen is not. Nevertheless, as more than three-quarters of new vehicles are currently bought with ABNs, then this means that about a third of the expenses of those vehicles, including depreciation, are written off on tax. This means that the same knaves who underpay their staff, also rip off the taxpayer as well. It figures.

Scruitinising this though is a difficult job. Mtor vehicle registrations a task for State Governments. Income Tax and Company Tax are within the remit of the Federal Government. There is no sharing of data. There is not cross-referencing of data. The best that we can do is the ATO's anonymised data set; which because it quite rightly removes loads of detail, can only give you general details in the aggregate. Furthermore, one of the problems with the ATO's anonymised data set is that although you can get general details for Motor Vehicle expenses, and even Occupation Codes, actually mapping the two requires opening up individual tax returns which is not an option, and the actual details for each Motor Vehicle within a tax return sit inside a text field which means that you would never be able to get generalised data anyway. 

The state motor registry offices and the data held by insurance companies would be of no help either, since although they are concerned to the finest detail about every vehicle in question, for tax purposes and insurance premium purposes, the only distinction about what vehicles are used for is if they are 'private' or for 'business'. State motor registry offices can not tell you how a vehicle is used, since they do not actually care and have no ability to check the genuineness of what they have been told. 

The open and yet unstated lie about Motor Vehicle expenses generally in Australia, is that heaps and heaps of people don't really have genuine Motor Vehicle expenses. What they have is a Motor Vehicle and a business and they choose to run the expenses of that Motor Vehicle through the business as a tax minimisation strategy. Again, the Australian Tax Office doesn't actually care about the specifics of any given motor vehicle, so they aren't concerned about delving into the the specifics of any given motor vehicle's use in a business. They only keep broad data ranges and actively audit anything which exceeds those broad data ranges. Even if they did, it would not be unusual for a Plumber to have Motor Vehicle expenses relating to a work truck. Here's the fun thing though: the ATO has no idea what a 'work truck' actually is, since they only keep the details for each Motor Vehicle within a text field inside a tax return.

Anecdote is not evidence but in evidence's complete absence, this will have to do. An ex-client of ours who runs a series of franchise gyms, had a very expensive two-door low slung Italian sports car which he ran through the business for tax purposes. In principle there is nothing wrong with choosing any car that you like and in fact the ATO does not care what car you have but if you are running a Hubrisa Aurii and choose to run 100% of the expenses through the business, the ATO will suddenly take interest. I mention 'ex-client' because he left us after we refused to run his personal mortgage through the business as an expense (largely because this fails the Section 8 ITAA 1997 deductibility test) and we later found out from his friend that he had been audited by the ATO and the results were not pretty. 

Now I mention this because although anecdote is not data, it is instructive as an object lesson. In my experience as an accountant for more than 500 clients, when you ask people to submit anything like a Motor Vehicle log book to verify what proportion of expenses are in fact business expenses, more often than not you end up with clients flap into a mild panic and they have to donkey up a log book; which has been more than likely been invented there and then and isn't genuinely genuine. As the ATO believes literally anything that you tell them, they are fine with it; as long as the expenses fall within the broad data ranges. If what you tell them is not believable, they can and will use any means necessary to bring someone into compliance; which includes trial by financial exhaustion and/or prison. 

Now you and I and everyone knows that deep down, the amount of donkeying up of log books for Motor Vehicle expenses is practically endemic because the only people who would actually care about the truth at the time, are nerdulent geeks with OCD and the number of nerdulent geeks with OCD in trades, is exactly nil. Tradespeople generally want to do the job of their trade and thanks to everyone's inherent drive for selfishness, the ethics of donkeying up a log book for Motor Vehicle expenses is always thrown out the window. Morals are character qualities of poorer people because the kosmos decrees that you do not get to be rich if you are stupid enough to hang on to them. And even if the ATO were to run an audit on this specific aspect of whether or not a brodozer is used for business, the ATO does not have the investigation tools to determine how a vehicle is used. A truck looks like a work vehicle to people who do not really care about what a truck is actually used for.

The underlying moral problem is that Motor Vehicle expenses can and are used by people as a rort. The people who actually suffer as a result of businesspeople donkeying up of log books for Motor Vehicle expenses, are you and I, the taxpayer. It is strange that when people find an advantage, even if it is illegal, even if it is morally dubious, that defending that advantage becomes a matter of entitlement. Businesspeople who are engaged in running dodgy practices will even try to beat you with the line of argument that whatever vehicle they drive is a matter of personal choice, as if that were some moral ringfence of glory. This is at the same time when they receive tax incentives for an illegal act.

It is insanely obvious what is in fact a genuine work vehicle and what is not. Something like a Toyota Hliux with fold down metal sides is very obviously a work vehicle. A Dodge RAM which has low profile tyres and mag wheels and which has very obviously never ever left the black top in its life, is very obviously a garage queen owned by a cosplay cowboy. Push any line of enquiry though and what you find out pretty quickly is that instead of towing a bobcat, what people actually want a Dodge Ram for is towing boats, caravans, and horse floats. Towing those things is good and fine but we all know that those things are not business expenses. What we find out pretty quickly is that we the taxpayer effectively fund about a third of people's private entertainment.

This is what lies at the heart of the problem. The hideously rightest broadcast media in this country already hate the existence of government, and the current Albanese Government is on the other political football team. We have Dictator Dan, Palace Chook, and Airbus Albo on one side, and policies which actively caused suicide on the other but that's fine because those people do not matter. The cosplay cowboys who drive brodozers, are more likely to vote for their political football team. They are the good guys; including if they manslaughter pedestrians and cause increasing amounts of property damage but all of that's cool in the name of profits, right?

March 24, 2024

Horse 3319 - Premier Jeremy Rockliff: Political Pigeon Playing Chess

Tasmanian Premier Jeremy Rockliff gave won of the strangest victory speeches that I heard in a long time. In seven minutes of insanity, he claimed that the Liberal Party had claimed a fourth consecutive election win, despite the fact that the Tasmanian Electoral Commission had tentatively only pencilled in just 12 seats for his party when he took to the podium. 12 seats out of 35 is not a majority.

"We will be seeking to form a government that gives Tasmanians the certainty and the stability that they deserve, and to deliver our 2030 strong plan for Tasmania's future."

- Premier Jeremy Rockliff, 23rd Mar 2024

At the time, national treasure and the ABC's resident psephologist Antony Green, had just showed a graphic that the Liberal Party had just won the lowest percentage of first preference votes in any election since the formation of the party in 1944 and he projected that they were on track to fall at least three seats short of a majority; and end up on 15 out of 35. 15 seats out of 35 is not a majority.

This is surely the act of a political pigeon playing chess. He's pooped all over the board, cooed decisively that he has won and the other team has lost, knocked down the pieces, and still run about squawking that he has won.

As best I can determine, as it stood when Mr Rockliff made his speech, the results are were as follows:

Liberal - 12

Labor - 10

Greens - 2

If I run my own guesstimations based up the Primary Vote percentages in each of the five divisions then I get:

https://www.tec.tas.gov.au/house-of-assembly/elections-2024/results/bass/index.html

Liberal - 12

Labor - 10

Greens - 2

Unknown - 10

So not only do I agree with the count at 10pm last night, but I can reproduce the numbers with my own calculations this morning. Unless those 10 seats magically break 80/20 in favour of the Liberal Party. Then there will be no majority government formed. If I suspect that the remainder 10 seats end up falling in multiple directions, then we get every party falling short of majority government.

I love this.

In a Westminster Parliament, government is formed from the majority of members on the floor of the lower house; who can agree to pass Appropriation Bill No.1. Then that government is held together as long and only as long as those majority of members on the floor of the lower house choose to hold together. This is quite apart from the machinery of political parties which are only an outside device which is designed to pool resources together, they are by definition a political party. 

Where I live in New South Wales, we had 23 changes of government for Sir Henry Parkes became Premier in 1887 with the Free Trade Party. It was in fact his fourth time as Premier as well. New South Wales had gone quite happily for 31 years with no political parties to speak of; during that time they had established public railways, public schools, organised most of the big highways in the state, and developed a state postal network. If no political parties existed, and parliament could still build the state, then why do we actually need any political parties?

What makes a Tasmanian election different to a state or federal election in the rest of the country, is that the five districts elect seven members each, using a so-called Hare-Clark Proportional Representation system. As with any proportional representation system, for a candidate to be elected they need a proportion of the vote, which then determines by a quota of the number of valid votes. 36.4% of the Primary Vote should equate to 12.74 seats and since .74 of a seat is impossible, maths happens to determine the final allocation. Probably the Liberal Party will end up with 3 more seats, as the point somethings of a seat only add up to anything substantial in 3 of the five districts. 15 seats out of 35 is not a majority.

Why would Premier Jeremy Rockliff claim to have won the election with only 15 seats out of 35; which is not a majority? Probably because he thinks that by getting out in front of the narrative, that he can claim a mandate to rule. The problem with that is, that being a  Westminster Parliament, government is formed from the majority of members on the floor of the lower house; so no such mandate exists.

On top of that, Jackie Lambie in full "burn down the world" mode, had this to say about Mr Rockliff:

Nothing's changed. Their values of integrity haven't changed to any that... that which is really difficult because my guys are watching all this I'm talking to them every day and they're going "are you kidding, right?" yeah, and I'm going "yeah, it makes it really really difficult". So they' played a really stupid game, Jeremy has, but once again I don't expect Jeremy to stay there for long. It was never his intention to be Premier, and that's the other problem that's sitting at the back of our minds, as well who is actually going to be there for four years. Are they going to be there if it is the Liberal Party who's going to be in charge?

- Jackie Lambie, 23rd Mar 2024

It is worth remembering that Mr Rockliff only became Premier of Tasmania because the previous Premier Peter Gutwein announced his resignation in April of 2022. This election was called out of sequence because Rockliff could not secure supply and confidence after two MPs who had resigned from the Liberal Party, Lara Alexander and John Tucker, then turned around and denied his government supply. That was in the old parliament which had 25 MPs and the Liberal Party pnly had 10 MPs and minority government.

The arrogance of claiming a mandate when you still do not have majority government and still do not have the assumed supply and confidence of the next parliament, is absurd. Equally absurd is that Rebecca White has stood down as Labor leader, after it became equally apparent that the only way that you can get a Labor minority government, is with the support of the Greens and whatever 'coalition of chaos' follows in the remaining 10 seats. Again, a Westminster Parliament, government is formed from the majority of members on the floor of the lower house; so the idea that you resign because you refuse in principle to negotiate terms with smaller political parties and unaligned members, is just about as arrogant.

As the federal Dunkley By-Election should have told us, voters generally are turning out to show their displeasure with the major parties. Tasmania is just a model in miniature of the fact that both the Liberal and Labor parties broad neoliberal policies are undesirable. We see meaningful control on the prices of housing, a general discarding of public assets, and smashing trade barriers which mean that local businesses can not compete. Both the Liberal and Labor parties have lost votes but not to their traditional opponents. Minor parties and independents are winning a greater share of the vote because they are winning in the marketplace of ideas. Mr Rockliff claiming a mandate to do anything, when 15 seats out of 35 is not a majority, is absurd and arrogant. Maybe he will be forced to listen to the electorate; because they have not stopped yelling.

March 22, 2024

Horse 3318 - Supercars Needs Warwagons

Watching the motorsport media in this country go apoplectic over the fact that the Supercars are playing second fiddle to both Formula One and Formula Two at the Australian Grand Prix has been nothing short of hilarious. This being the Australian Formula One Grand Prix weekend, means that the world's biggest motorsport circus by value and second biggest by volume (F1 is way smaller in terms of numbers of haulers compared with NASCAR) than has rolled into town, and Supercars have been consigned to big marquee tents in the infield at Albert Park.

I think that it is something of a rude shock to the Supercars teams, that they are in fact the support category to something which is much larger than they. Supercars is usually the headline category at the facilities that they travel to and the Australian Formula One Grand Prix weekend might very well be the only date on the calendar when they are on the undercard. Supercars now find themselves in the same position which many smaller categories are in, week in and week out; which hopefully might mean that as a category they might be forced to learn some degree of empathy. I suspect not though.

The garages proper on pit lane have been firstly allocated to Formula One obviously, while the remaining garages have been given to Formula Two. That also applies to where all of the haulers have had parking allocation, with Supercars being given the secondary overflow yard which is outside the circuit on the Village Green. Logistically speaking, this means that any and all equipment, must be brought in and out of the circuit via the tunnel which is underneath the final corner at the circuit. Perhaps as a concession, there will not be any pit stops in the Supercars race; which means that whatever happens on track is immediately consequential.

Supercars' management has had to issue special regulations which are additional to the Further Supplementary Regulations Manual, to stipulate what kind of equipment that the teams will be allowed to use in pit lane. As this was sent in an email, I shall not link to that but the special regulations are as follows:

5.14.1 Service Vehicles must be one (1) “pushable tyre rack” and one (1) “pushable trolley” fitted out to carry the necessary equipment including a maximum of two (2) laptops and two (2) monitors per Team and one (1) tablet per Car.

5.14.1.1 There is no provision for electrical supply in Pit Lane. Equipment carried on the trolley must be self-powered.

5.14.1.2 Trollies should be lined up at the allocated garage at Pit Entry at the same time as Cars are called to move to the Marshalling Area.

5.14.1.3 When directed, these service trolleys must be pushed direct to Pit Lane following the directions of Officials.

5.14.1.4 The pushable tyre rack and pushable trolley must be stationed against the pit garage wall in the working lane, in a location as directed by the MOM. The allocated area per Car is designated at 5m wide x 2m deep.

5.14.1.5 For all sessions, each Team is permitted only one (1) pneumatic wheel gun in Pit Lane per Car.

5.14.2 At the end of the relevant session or race, when directed to do so, the trolleys must move back along Pit Lane to the Pit Entry end, then back to their Paddock Area.

- Further Supplementary Regulations, Supercars, 20th Mar 2024.

This is all good and proper and interesting but what this points to is the possibility that maybe, Supercars could adopt what has been use in NASCAR since about 1970; that is, warwagons.

A warwagon is basically a portable trailer thing which contains a good amount of useful spare parts, the communications equipment to talk to drivers on the fly, as well as the battery packs which enable the teams to run their electric rattle guns for changing tyres. As the warwagons are incredibly portable, then the individual cars can be rearranged up and down pit lane, based not just upon the teams' position in the championship but upon the teams' election of where they would like to be as a result of qualifying. The warwagons mean that NASCAR teams can run pitlane operations at places where there aren't garages, or in the case of Bristol and Martinsville where there isn't even anything apart from powerpoints on a concrete surface.

The space in front of a warwagon on pit lane, can be defined as simply as painting boxes on the road. Since nothing is allowed over the wall when cars are not being serviced, then the chances of stuff being damaged, cars being damaged, or people being damaged is far smaller. Also, as individual car places are determined by qualifying and the big warwagon dance which follows means that team mates aren't next to each other, this also effectively eliminates that dreaded notion of double stacking as cars do not share the same space.

At the extreme other end of the level of facilities is the Formula One garage. Formula One teams dress their garages with floor liners, entire workshops of parts and pieces, the necessary pit lane equipment, the rattle guns and the pit boom which houses the refuelling equipment. A Formula One pitstop has been brought down to as little as 2 seconds and may have as many as eighteen people in an orchestrated dance. In contrast a NASCAR pitstop has just six crew members allowed over the wall. 

Supercars thinks that it would like to be Formula One with its use of pit booms; but what this invariably means is that this merely gives the teams yet another excuse to leave the shop closed to new teams. In a Supercars pitstop at Bathurst; which might involve changing brake pads, there still can be as many as ten crew members in the service of the vehicle.

If I was Grand Poohbah And Lord High Everything Else, then I would make Supercars adopt the use of NASCAR's warwagons. For a start only having six people in pitlane when cars move through, is safer. Secondly, by switching to NASCAR's warwagons it would mean that they would not need a pit boom. The chap carrying the fuel can in NASCAR, is lifting 11 gallons on his shoulder. 11 gallons is 41.635L which is 38kg of fuel. I probably could not lift that kind of weight but there are plenty of beefy lads in a NASCAR pit crew who can. This also means that a NASCAR fuel drop only happens at the rate of flow that gravity will allow through the nozzle. 

By making teams use warwagons instead of the current pitboom system, means that the teams actually fit into a smaller area; as well as being able to fit into pitlanes of more spartan conditions. Places like Symonds Plains, Winton, and Wanneroo, would be able to accomodate more teams and it even opens up the possibility of running rounds of the championship at places with less than stellar facilities. Imagine being able to rock up at Wakefield Park, Lakeside, or even inside Olympic Park at Homebush. It would be ace. Even with the meagre facilities pictured here, with the adoption of NASCAR's warwagons could open up all kinds of possbilities.

March 21, 2024

Horse 3317 - Kakosynaisthima - Element II - Pain

In the discovery and collection process for this series on Kakosynaisthima, one recurring thing that keeps on recurring is that the beast which shouts "I" at the heart of the kosmos can reasonably easily make value judgements between what is "yummy, yummy, yummy" and what is "not yummy". The things which it determines are "yummy, yummy, yummy" are almost always animal desires to have physical, emotional, relational, spiritual et cetera, needs met. At the same time, things which it determines are  "not yummy" are either impediments to the acquisition of those things, or actively things with endanger or harm those things. I think that it is obvious that there are many different kinds of pain, such as physical, emotional, relational, spiritual, financial, situational: because I think that this is a logical consequence to the being as many kinds of pain as there are variable states within the human condition. 

As far as the telos of pain goes, the obvious purpose for which it exists, is as the signal that something is "not yummy". Pain demands a course of action which removes the agent of its cause. If it is physical, then the removal of the thing which caused the trauma is advisable. If it is emotional, then pain demands that the thing which caused the bad feeling either be removed or remedied. If it is relational, then pain demands a course of reconciliation or removal. If it is spiritual, then almost always as a small being which is capable of causing pain to others we are at fault and this demands some course of repentance and renewal of purpose. In all of the above, Pain demands that the "not yummy" be corrected so that something that is "yummy, yummy, yummy" can hopefully fill the space.

The biggest problem with pain is that as with any other experience which human find ourselves in as semi-rational electro-mechanical meatbags, it can not actually be shared with anyone else. Neither can it adequately explained to anyone else. Neither can anyone else feel that particular pain in the same way as we do. What's even worse though is that it is not particularly good at doing its job either. What I mean by that is, is that pain is a hideously vague and perhaps unreliable signaling system. Imagine an aeroplane with many systems. On board that aeroplane with many systems, the designers will equip it with many specific error codes so that the people whose job it is for fix them, can specifically fix where the system has gone wrong. When an aeroplane is going unexpectedly down, the signalling system is specific. Fuel pressure, hydraulic pressure, stall angle, trim alignment, et cetera et cetera et cetera. When investigators pore over the signals which are recorded on a black box, they can efficiently pinpoint what when wrong and maybe why. Pain has no such exact and specific method of explaining what has gone wrong exactly. You can ask of someone where something hurts, but beyond that, the information is non-existent.

Physical pain is often a sharp or a dull throb; which is all very well if you know that you have been physically hurt by someone else or come to some accidental harm but many physical pains like below the surface, so who knows what is going on in there. Emotional and relational pain are often because someone has tried to hurt you and been successful, or you have hurt someone else and just happen to be in possession of a conscience and a mind aware that something is not right. Spiritual pain if it is not caused by the awareness that you have hurt god (some readers my not concede that this exists) is at least caused by the awareness that the universe and the kosmos is undeniably indifferent, awful, broken, et cetera and that you as a small thing are practically powerless to do anything about it. In the general case, Pain is like having a warning light that comes on in a motor car but often with no error codes to determine what went wrong or worse, what the injury was. 

There is a broad argument to be made that people develop virtues such as patience, longsuffering, maybe sympathy and lived experience but I do not think that Pain itself actually produces those things. Those virtues are moral products which are manufactured in response to Pain; not because Pain necessarily produces those things. Manufactured responses to Pain can also include hurt and sadness, despair, hopelessness, depression and even a tiredness of life itself; none of which many people would call desirable or a thing to be cultivated. That says to me that Pain is a thing which should be objectively avoided, and that coping mechanisms in the face of it, or uncoping mechanisms in the face of it, are in opposition to but not of Pain itself. I will suggest that of itself, Pain has no real dividends, ulitmately no meaning. What does that mean for everyone else? I think that this implores other people if they have any decency at all, to be patient and kind with the person going through pain. There might be likely, no actual solutions to be had. 

Perhaps I am personally a good witness for the power of pain with no actual solutions to be had. Speaking as someone who was hit by a car and got a broken leg and a broken arm out of it, pain is a residual companion. Imagine being pricked with a pin, deeply, then imagine that same prick being about six inches long and worn like a lapel on your left shoulder. I experience that kind of pain 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, without ceasing. The problem is, I do not actually know if the pain is in fact real or not. It might very well not be. It could in fact be nerve endings for whatever reason, yelling constantly because they have been severed. It is like having a silent parrot, which yells forever and constantly. What have I learnt from this? Quite frankly, nothing. I can not describe this to anyone, nor can I share this with anyone. Nobody else really wants to know about it either because this is a thing that they have literally no frame of reference to put it in. This is my burden that I must carry in silence.

In summary, Pain can not be shared with anyone else, can not be adequately described to anyone else, can not be experienced by anyone else, does not do a good job at signaling what has gone wrong; yet demands and yells to be felt. Usually when someone issues a demand they can express what they want; even my cats who do not possess the gift of language, can still make fairly easily understood demands by meowing and yelling. Pain does not do that. It just yells. It just demands to be felt. So when it comes to answering the general question of what if anything can be learned from Pain, I think that my conclusion is that nothing can be actually learned from it. I don't even think that the quality of character which one builds as the result of experiencing pain serves any other inherent purpose, than providing the resilience to survive more pain.

People as beings who want to experience "yummy" and remove "not yummy" have two problems with pain. If it can not be removed, then it must be coped with. The net reward for coping with pain is always a minus and yet, there are very few options for doing precisely that. Pain can be masked with pain medication but this doesn't actually address the root cause. As we live later and later in time and people get more and more used to the idea that various kinds of medication and drugs can be used as a deadening, amelioration, or otherwise gratification in the face of pain, then the irony is that those things themselves can end up becoming their own root cause of more pain. This quite frankly is utterly terrifying to people.

Worse, is the problem which follows when there is never going to be a solution. If a loved one has died, there is some broad solace to be had in a spiritual sense if someone believes in an afterlife but even then, the simple fact that a relationship is broken and destroyed and is never ever coming back in this life, still quite rightly causes pain for one who has been left behind. One can accept the situation which exists but there are some instances where the thing that is broken can and will never be repaired, at least not in this life.

It therefore follows that any attempt, by well-meaning people (and some ill-meaning people) to try to extract some kind of teleological meaning from Pain, I think are misguided. The people who cruelly tell others to "get over it", might inadvertently have the best advice because the thing that demands to be felt, and demands bluntly and badly, doesn't really have a sensible purpose beyond itself. Although it must be said that the people who cruelly tell others to "get over it" might be doing so from a place ranging from sympathy or empathy, to outright sociopathy and direct cruelty.