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1.
My garden shed (My garden shed),
Is bigger than this (Is bigger than this).
My garden shed is bigger than this.
It's got a rake and a mower.
My garden shed is bigger than this.
2.
My local morgue (My local morgue),
Is louder than this (Is louder than this).
My local morgue is louder than this.
It's got my gran and my uncle.
My local morgue is louder than this.
3.
My kid's lunch box (My kid's lunch box),
Is bigger than this (Is bigger than this).
My kid's lunch box is bigger than this.
It's got a pear and an apple.
My kid's lunch box is bigger than this.
4.
A pair of cats (A pair of cats),
Is louder than this (Is louder than this).
A pair of cats is louder than this.
They've got a yowl and some hissing.
A pair of cats is louder than this.
5.
My breakfast roll (My breakfast roll),
Is fuller than this.
My breakfast roll is fuller than this.
It's got an egg and some bacon.
My breakfast roll is fuller than this.
6.
My garden shed (My garden shed),
Is bigger than this (Is bigger than this).
My garden shed is bigger than this.
It's got a door and a window.
My garden shed is bigger than this.
7.
My hamster's cage (My hamster's cage),
Is bigger than this (Is bigger than this).
My hamster's cage is bigger than this.
It's got some straw and a spinwheel.
My hamster's cage is bigger than this.
8.
My sewing tin (My sewing tin),
Is fuller than this.
My sewing tin is fuller than this.
It's got some thread and a needle.
My sewing tin is fuller than this.
9.
Corruption schemes (Corruption schemes),
Are louder than this (Are louder than this).
Corruption schemes are louder than this.
They've got a wink and hush money.
Corruption schemes are louder than this.
10.
My budgie's cage (My budgie's cage),
Is bigger than this (Is bigger than this).
My budgie's cage is bigger than this.
It's got a pole and a mirror.
My budgie's cage is bigger than this.
11.
My microwave (My microwave),
Is louder than this (Is louder than this).
My microwave is louder than this.
It's got a ding and some cooking.
My microwave is louder than this.
12.
My sausage roll (My sausage roll),
Is fuller than this.
My sausage roll is fuller than this.
It's got some meat and some carrot.
My sausage roll is fuller than this.
13.
My letterbox (My letterbox),
Is bigger than this (Is bigger than this).
My letterbox is bigger than this.
It's got a card and a letter.
My letterbox is bigger than this.
14.
My laundry pile (My laundry pile),
Is bigger than this (Is bigger than this).
My laundry pile is bigger than this.
It's got a shirt and some trousers.
My laundry pile is bigger than this.
15.
My snowman kit (My snowman kit),
Is bigger than this (Is bigger than this).
My snowman kit is bigger than this.
It's got some coal and a carrot.
My snowman kit is bigger than this.
16.
An empty house (An empty house),
Is louder than this (Is louder than this).
An empty house is louder than this.
It's got some bills and foreclosure.
An empty house is louder than this.
17.
A crime novel (A crime novel),
Is bigger than this (Is bigger than this).
A crime novel is bigger than this.
It's got a twist and an ending.
A crime novel is bigger than this.
18.
A sleeping gran (A sleeping gran),
Is louder than this (Is louder than this).
A sleeping gran is louder than this.
She's got a snore and some dribble.
A sleeping gran is louder than this.
19.
A hydrogen atom (A hydrogen atom),
Is bigger than this (Is bigger than this).
A hydrogen atom is bigger than this.
It's got a proton and an electron.
A hydrogen atom is bigger than this.
20.
The ladies' lav (The ladies' lav),
Is louder than this (Is louder than this).
The ladies' lav is louder than this.
It's got a plop and some flushing.
The ladies' lav is louder than this.
21.
A Ford Escort (A Ford Escort),
Is bigger than this (Is bigger than this).A Ford Escort
A Ford Escort is bigger than this.
It's got a seat and a glove box.
A Ford Escort is bigger than this.
22.
The Under 8s (The Under 8s)
Are better than you.
The Under 8s are better than you.
They've got some shape and some tactics.
The Under 8s are better than you.
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