July 28, 2006

Horse 600 - Roll Credits

Before I go any further I should like to point out that I spent most of last night carefully considering my first words for this edition of Horse because I realised that they had to be quite prolific, so then, here it goes:

Welcome to Horse 600.

Fin.

Ende.

Starring in no particular order:
Katja Stolle
Rabbi Wolfgang
The Prawny Bard
Roberto del Celicacio
Triple T Kate
Kat Aclysm
Baron von Wienerdog
The Count
Emporer Alpatine
Boxhead
Rollo des Soixante-Dix-Cinq
Markus Zeta
Jules Veronica
Derik Derik Derik
avec

Queen Victoria
Erika Hayasawa
White Ninja
Strong Bad
Imhotep (who is invisible)
et
Sir Winston Churchill
Gaffer
Rollo des Soixante-Dix-Cinq
Sound Engineering
Rollo des Soixante-Dix-Cinq
Post-Production
Rollo des Soixante-Dix-Cinq
Cine-Camera
Rollo des Soixante-Dix-Cinq
3rd Unit
Rollo des Soixante-Dix-Cinq
Set Designer
Rollo des Soixante-Dix-Cinq
Locations Manager
Rollo des Soixante-Dix-Cinq
Costumes & Finery
Rollo des Soixante-Dix-Cinq
Assistant to Mr des Soixante-Dix-Cinq
Rollo des Soixante-Dix-Cinq
produced by
Rollo des Soixante-Dix-Cinq
directed by
Rollo des Soixante-Dix-Cinq
No animals were mistreated or maimed during the filming of this motion picture. A cat got hurt and someone shot a duck but really that's it.
Cameras and Lenses by
Panavision
This Film was shot on 135mm film provided by Kodak
All motor vehicles provided by the Ford Motor Company
The Soundtrack for this film is available on Parlephone Records by EMI.
This film was shot on location in:
London, Liverpool, Port-of-Spain, Athens, Wagga Wagga, Ulan Bator, Paris, Insmulen, Singlefinden, Shefield, Epping, Wapping, The Solomon Islands, Akihabara, Winnipeg, Medicine Hat, Orange, Zurich & Lagos.
The producers would like to thank the people of Nigeria for sending us $14,000,569.14 from a deceased estate which was resting in our bank account (which you'll never ever see again) which made the production of this film possible.
This has been an Imhotep is Invisible production
in association with
BBC Radio 1, France 3, NBC, ABC 2, TVNZ, The Fairfax Group, The Japan Times, Fuji Television, Sky Networks, DW, TVE, RAI, the EBU and the Wagga Wagga Advocate
for Soixante-Dix-Cinq Films Ltd.
(c) 2006
Dolby 8.1 in Selected Cinemas
Rated U

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