Disciples Edition
Presented by Cornelia Frances
Cornelia: Well disciples, I'm afraid you've done quite poorly. You've only accumulated 5 bits of fish and a couple of bread rolls. It's not what I'd want for my last supper. Now who is just not contributing? Who is a liability to the cause?
It's time to vote off The Weakest Disciple.
Cornelia: Simon, who is also called Peter, you voted for Judas. Why?
Simon Peter: I just have this feeling that he might be the one to betray us.
Cornelia: Right, I see. He's also the only one who's banked any money. 30 pieces of silver to be precise.
Simon Peter: I just think he's the one who's going to let us down.
Cornelia: Well we'll see just how smug you are after the cock has crowed then?
And Thomas, you voted for Judas too. Do you think he's happy about that?
Thomas: I doubt it.
Cornelia: Yes, you would doubt it Thomas.
It's votes that count and it looks like you Judas have been voted as The Weakest Disciple. Goodbye.
Judas: Well yes it is true, I've betrayed innocent blood. I'm going to find a tree and then hang myself.
Cornelia: Well you've certainly taken it better than most of the contestants on this show.
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