At leading the party, but the party said not.
B is for Barnaby, with the normally calm voice,
But can be very loud, if he's given the choice.
C is for Clive, with his dollars stacked high,
But who's still looking out for the wee little guy.
D is for Dutton and who hates when they come,
So he turns round the boats, of those seeking asylum.
E is for Eric, who with cars was not fine,
Now he's got a new job, keeping Senators in line.
F is for Feeney, and I'm not talking scat, man.
He seriously is the Member for Batman.
G is for George, who's groovy, so dig it,
With his funky bookshelves and being a bigot.
H is for Hockey, who pays all the bills,
And who once sat a dreaming, of leadership spills.
I is for Ian, and whose voice sounds of burning,
Whilst he's keeping the wheels of Industry turning.
At the voice of the enemy, and all of its progeny.
K is for Katter, in his very big hat,
Who hates Woolworths and Coles, and says that will be that.
L is for Lazarus, who's big and he's wise,
And he stands as an Indy, The Brick With the Eyes.
M is for Malcolm, who got caught in a fight,
From the two warring factions, of the left and the right.
N is for Nikolic, with an OAM clip,
Now he only commands children, as the Government Whip.
O is for Oakeshott, and whose most famous hour,
Was for seventeen days, with the balance of power.
P is for Plibersek, and to her frustration,
Not all states would agree, to Gonksi education.
Q is for #QandA, a political show,
Where the knaves and the wingnuts and crazies all go.
R is for Rudd; Mister Seventy Per Cent,
Who was once twice PM and then he was spent.
S is for Swanny, the boy from Queensland,
Who knew what to do when things got out of hand.
T is for Tony, who thundered a lot,
Who fought and who fought, 'til he got the top spot.
U is for Urquart, and this is a disclaimer,
She's an ex-union official, from the state of Tasmania
V is for Vanstone, now a fine media plaudit.
And who also took part in the Commission of Audit.
W is for Wong, who was quite rightly irate,
With the stupid cat calls, from a childishly Senate.
Fiercely independent, with a very strange noise.
Y is for Young, who when once in the chamber,
Had to remove her baby because it was a stranger.
Z is for Zappia, though he's not been round long,
You do not want to cross him, he's incredibly strong.