April 25, 2026

Horse 3523 - You Likely Do Not Need A Truck For Work and You Are Not Going To Use It For Work Either - 2026 edition

Almost two years ago, I conducted a highly unscientific study to work out the likelihood of someone who has a truck (I only found one actual ute this time around) and them actually using it for "work". 

Horse 3332 - You Likely Do Not Need A Truck For Work and You Are Not Going To Use It For Work Either.

Once upon a time, in the days when you could actually buy sedans, and hatchbacks, and wagons, and sports cars, the kinds of people who had trucks were the kinds of people who needed them. The absolute classic work truck is a Toyota Hilux Work Mate with pull down sides. These things were owned by tradies. In the accounting firm that I used to work for, actual genuine tradies would use actual genuine tracks and vans. 

As with this survey, in deciding what is a "Work" and a "Not Work" truck, I use a very very broad brush. If the truck has chequerplate boxes, or a ladder, or any kind of equipment at all (I would have accepted a single shifting spanner), on display at all, then it was a Work truck. If there wasn't any prima facie evidence that the truck had ever been used for work, then it went into the Not Work category. 

If a truck looked like it was for Work, in any way, shape, or form, then I classified it as a Work truck. If on the other hand, there was no obvious evidence that it looked like it was for work, then I classified it as a Not Work truck. The basic test, which I want to be as generous and as quick as possible, is to look at the obvious. If a truck looks like it is a Work truck then it is that; if a truck looks like it is a Not Work truck then it is that.

Also, since my survey has now switched from Marayong in Sydney's west to North Sydney where I now work, I will point out that this might have some bearing on the data which is collected. I imagine that as I am now working in North Sydney instead of Mosman, that the data is actually over-egged in terms of Work trucks, because of actual tradies who drive through North Sydney. They have less to be pretentious about than the people of Mosman. 

Here then, is the raw data:

Here is the organised data:


As before, the first observation is that the more expensive a truck looks and the nicer that a truck looks, the less likely that it is to be used for Work. Yet again the big offenders here are the Dodge RAM and the Chevrolet Silverado; both of which in two surveys now, have not yet fielded a Work truck. 

The fact that the Ford Ranger has remained at about 80% not work, also does not surprise me. The Ranger as it is sold in Australia, is almost never seen at all in a 2-door pulldown-side variant. The Ford Ranger has never been particularly sold in Australia as a Work truck and acts more as a replacement for the Falcon. Having said that, what used to be Falcon sales 15 years ago, are now not made up by the Ranger, Everest, Mustang and the rest of Ford's shrinking lineup added together.

The Hilux on the other hand, has actually become more of a work truck, with most of what I saw being 4-foor crewcabs with chequerplate boxes. This seems to suggest that Hilux has taken what used to be Commodore sales; with a little bit of takeover of what used to be pulldown side trucks of the Falcon and Commodore utes.

The Nissan Navara is perhaps the surprise of this data set, as it has flipped from being a Not Work to a work vehicle mostly. There was also 1 Ford Falcon ute, which was a one-tonne flatbed; with a generator strapped to the back.

The only truck that I saw towing anything, was a Toyota Hilux Work Mate; which had a cement mixer and what appeared to be both a generator and a concrete pump in a trailer.

The fact that the data sets look broadly similar should be of no surprise to anyone. The fact that there has been a general trend to Not Work as people but Emotional Support Trucks (ESTs) in lieu of actual cars, is testament to the fact that the market for motor vehicles generally is going this way. Ford will not sell you a sedan any more. Toyota do not sell a performance family car. Even the luxury car companies have all jumped on the trend of the SUVification of everything because an SUV can command a significantly higher price for only a marginally higher input cost.

However, the attitude of the consumer who claims that they "need" a truck for "work", is mostly likely lying to you. They do not. We know that they do not as evidenced by the fact that over half of all the trucks on the road (I think that my survey is probably representative) are not actually Work trucks. Yet again we have to conclude that ESTs are being bought instead of the sedans and hatchbacks. Certainly the adverts for them, like the advert for the Isuzu D-Max, or the advert for the Mitsubishi Triton, or the advert for the Ford Ranger, shows none of these things being used for Work at all.

Once again, the the consumer who claims that they "need" a truck for "work", is not likely lying to you on that count but also on the count that they claim to "need" a truck to tow a caravan. We know that this claim is also abject poppycock as evidenced by the fact that the number of caravans actually being bought are falling. ABC News: Why are so many Australian caravan companies collapsing? Again people who claim to "need" a truck to tow a caravan can be tested with the question "Do you have a caravan?" and we know that the answer is more likely to be "No" because of the sales data.

Spending more than $60,000 on truck which is used cart the family around in, and not actually a Work truck, but which is being rung through the business as a business expense, is not only a lie but a lie which the rest of the county is effectively carrying as an expense due to taxation effects.

In two years, my attitude has changed from not just questioning "what kind of truck do you have?" but now actively considering that in more than half of all cases, you not only have a Not Work truck but you are using it for Not Work. Unless proven positive, not only do you not need a truck for work, you are not going to use it for work. I now have two sets of data which points to this.

April 14, 2026

Horse 3522 - Not My Favourite Number But My Nemesis Number

 Some people have a favourite number. This is likely because as pattern seeking machines, people want to see familiarity arise again and again. Their favourite number might relate to a birthday or some other important thing or event in their life. This is all well and good but I have a nemesis number.

Just like my irrational dislike of seafood because I do not respect anything that the sea wants me to eat, or my abject hatred of SUVs because they only produce bad driving, I have also developed an intense dislike of one particular number.

19.

My late mother in her wisdom said that you shouldn't hate something unless you want it dead. This is excellent advice because it forces you to reframe your dislikes until you are absolutely sure that you really want the thing that you propose to hate to actually die. 

Now obviously my hatred of the number 19 is not to do with wishing the number out of existence; so this means that there is a very specific circumstance where the nineteeniness of something really makes me livid. That circumstance is bread.

As best as I can determine, the phrase "the best thing since sliced bread" is a slogan for the American brand Wonder Bread; following the commercialization of pre-sliced bread by Otto Frederick Rohwedder in 1928. That is dependant upon the invention of a bread slicer and herein lies the problem.

A loaf of bread which is sold in the supermarket is typically between 680g and 700g depending on how fancy the bread is. A loaf of bread should have 20 slices in it. 20 slices is perfect as if you make two sandwiches a day, then that's four slices of bread. Four slices multiplied by five days is 20 slices.

As Pippa from Robert Browning's 1841 poem, "Pippa Passes", when there are 20 slices of bread in the bag then...

"God's in his heaven.

All's right with the world."

When there are only 19 slices in the bag because the loaf has passed through the slicing machine only very slightly askew, then depending on whether you think that we are one slice short or one slice over, then this very small part of the world has gone very very wrong indeed. At least in this very small corner of the world, empires tumble into rubble and dust; the universe shrinks and the planets combust.

Oh howl, howl, howl, calamity. Cry "Havoc!" and let slip the dogs of war. 

There is no earthly way of knowing that you're going to get only 19 slices of bread in the bag. Nobody is that prescient that they can determine that a loaf of bread which is sold by weight, is one slice short, as that is an independent variable in relation to the sale of bread.

Oh go on. Laugh. Point and laugh if need be. Let me become the object of your sport and entertainment. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer but tragedy is when I cut my finger. Forget horror films on the big screen, like Saw, Mick Cronin's The Mummy, Resident Evil, or Werwulf, the tale of me standing in the kitchen having discovered that there were only 19 slices of bread in the bag is an R18+ story. No, this is one worse than an R18+ story, this is R19.

Here I am standing in the kitchen, unable to express my horror and disdain lest I wake up the house and cause a ruckus. Functionally I have no mouth and I must scream.

As I stand here in the kitchen, all my dreads and fears through all the years are met with me tonight; I am having the terrible, horrible, very bad, no good day. 

19, you are my nemesis.

April 09, 2026

Horse 3521 - Morality Down, Trump Has Risen

 "The abuse of greatness is when it disjoins remorse from power."

- Brutus, Julius Caesar 

Can we all just take a look at what actually happened in the Middle East over the past few weeks, with an objective perspective and remove the rhetoric?

On 28 February 2026, Israel unprompted and then the United States as part of apparent military obligations (although officially undocumented) launched large-scale joint strikes on Iranian military infrastructure, missile sites, and leadership; using primarily missiles and rockets.

The campaign, which never received an Authorised Use of Military Force (AUMF) directive from the United States' Congress, was very quickly named "Operation Epic Fury," and then backfilled with the objective to 'destroy Iranian missile sites and disable nuclear development'; despite the claims that "Operation Midnight Hammer" in June 2025, already destroyed Iran's nuclear program in that series of missile and rocket strikes (which also did not receive an AUMF).

This was met with Iranian retaliation, when it responded by launching its own missile and rocket strikes against Israeli and United States' targets.

Israel then opened up a border of conflict in Lebanon, fighting Hezbollah troops; which mostly resulted in civilian casualties in Beirut and southern Lebanon.

Iran further decided to cause disruption by attacking shipping through the Strait of Hormuz. As global oil prices are primarily driven by changes in Middle Eastern crude oil delivery (because of the chemistry involved in producing greases and plastics), Iranian attacks on shipping through the Strait of Hormuz almost instantly caused a spike in crude oil prices, and a moral panic over the subsequent global energy shock.

Objectively speaking, the best light to paint all of this in is that at the end of the conflict, Trump 'struck a deal' to reopen a shipping lane which was already open before the conflict began.

What Iran has done through the instrument of the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps, by demonstrating effective control over the Strait of Hormuz, is extract fees and sanctions relief. The costs to them, have been the lives of innocent people in Iran and Lebanon, whom they already considered as valueless.

Thousands of people in Iran and Lebanon, apparently count for nothing while the lives of 13 US Servicemen are the headline loss. The subsequent loss of United States' reputation, a minor depletion of US munitions, and the economic fallout of hundreds of billions of dollars spent, and the pull of general inflation due to supply chain disruption, is also seen as irrelevant.

My opinion:

If President Trump makes good on his threats to target civilian sites in Iran if the country does not re-open the Strait of Hormuz, then functionally this amounts to premeditated war crimes under international law.

Bombing "civilian power plants and bridges if Iran does not reopen the strait," is definitionally a war crime as making civilians or civilian objects the object of attack is a war crime under the Rome Statute of the International Criminal Court.

https://www.icc-cpi.int/sites/default/files/Publications/Elements-of-Crimes.pdf

However, even the targeted destruction of innocent people, at the order of someone held to be a rapist in a court of law, is perfectly acceptable to the people of the United States and the Congress who would not even entertain any kind of restraint:

"I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, okay?...It's, like, incredible."

- Donald Trump, 23 Jan 2016.

This remains true.

Behold your god,

Seated in the Oval Office.

He does what he likes. 

No one will restrain him.

- Threnody 45:47

April 07, 2026

Horse 3520 - Eagle Down, Trump Has Risen

I am not one for watching News 24 (which is what Sky News Australia became after it forced to rebrand itself after court orders) and so I am not usually aware of the kind of effluent propaganda being dragged through people's minds, but this morning I am (was) on the train while someone played it sufficiently loud enough on their phone for all the immediate world to hear. 

At the weekend, a pilot in an F-15E Strike Eagle jet that was shot down by Iran on Friday, was rescued from an Iranian mountain after spending two days in the open.

United States' President Donald Trump praised the fighter pilot and the US Air Force who successfully returned him safe and sound, to a US airbase; and then the broadcast got weird.

President Trump threatened to find and jail the journalist who first reported that the fighter pilot was awaiting rescue in Iran, unless the reporter reveals the source. I note that Fox News and Washington Post were the initial news outlets to report the story, so there might not be a lot in that threat. 

The broadcast then proceeded to show Mr Trump in the Oval Office, with various people laying hands on him, praising God for his leadership, and then thanking God that Iranian people have been killed. 

In reference to the return of the fighter pilot who was retrieved, there was no reflection upon the fact that this same military put him in harm's way in the first place; much less the actual moral fitness of the war.


"At least 13 hospitals and other health facilities have been hit during the US-Israel attacks on Iran, global health chiefs have said."
- The Guardian, 6 Mar 2026

I don't know to what degree that this is being marketed as a just war in the United States but at least 13 hospitals, and over 30 schools and colleges damaged or destroyed in Iran during these military actions.

Make any claim that you like about regime change and the cruelty which the Ayatollahs and high-ranking Shia clergy have perpetrated in Iran (which was already well known), but to then turn around and claim that God is pleased, or wants to bless you when you have clearly targeted civilian populations, seems like a very strange clarion to blow. 

This war began with an opening volley of Tomahawk missiles thrown directly into Tehran; and resulted in 138 girls being killed at school. That was Day One.

This sits alongside Israel's continued efforts to turn every single last person in Gaza to bloody pulp, and and second front where innocent people in Lebanon have also been killed.

To turn around and yell at NATO for not wanting to help, after threatening to take Greenland by force, just looks churlish.

But to then dare to pray for God's blessing while you are busy tearing people to pieces and seemingly gloating at the fact, seems gauche. 

I mean I already get it that this man is a politician by office, so Christians in the United States are willing to overlook his character and the fact that he is more than likely a rapist (which apparently doesn't morally disqualify him from being elected to office a second time), but to lay hands upon him and make theatre by suggesting that he is a blessing, is madness.

It is really easy to look at the world like a chess board and watch as pieces fall. It is even easier if your King happens to be on another chess board which is on the other side of the room. So long as the things falling are only chess pieces, that's okay. However, when they are actual people, who used to have families, daughters, sons, wives, husbands, grandparents, friends... to pray a blessing upon the destruction of these people? Something doesn't work here.


“Mr President, no one has paid the price like you have paid the price.
...
It almost cost you your life. You were betrayed and arrested and falsely accused. It’s a familiar pattern that our Lord and Saviour showed us. But it didn’t end there for him, and it didn’t end there for you.
...
Because he rose, we all know we can rise, and, sir, because of his resurrection, you rose up.
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Because he was victorious, you were victorious. And I believe that the Lord said to tell you this: Because of his victory, you will be victorious in all you put your hand to.”
- Paula White.

You will be victorious in all you put your hand to?

What does that look like?


"I don't want to tell you that. ... We have a plan because of the power of our military, where every bridge in Iran will be decimated by 12 o'clock tomorrow night, where every power plant in Iran will be out of business, burning, exploding, and never to be used again. I mean, complete demolition by 12 o'clock, and it will happen over a period of four hours if we want it to. We don't want that to happen."
- Donald Trump 


"The Iranians are animals. That’s why blowing up their bridges and power stations isn’t a war crime.”
- Donald Trump 

My question is to "Christians" in the United States. So you voted for this, eh? Really?