July 13, 2018

Horse 2441 - You'd Better Not Call Ghostbusters.

If there's something strange in you neighborhood,
Who you gonna call? 
Neighbourhood watch!
And if it appears to be serious, then the Police Force!
1800 333 000 - Crime Stoppers
131 444 - Police Assistance Line

If there's something weird and it don't look good.
Who you gonna call?
The TV repair man!
Maybe a local General Practitioner!

If you're seeing things running through your head,
Who you gonna call?
A mental health professional!
1800 011 511 - NSW Mental Health Line

An invisible man, Sleeping in your bed
Who you gonna call?
An optometrist!
You might have cataracts or some other vision impairment.
1800 626 300 - OPSM Customer Support
1800 074 171 - Specsavers Customer Care

If you're all alone, Pick up the phone
And call...
131 873 - 2GB/4BC Open Line

I ain't afraid of no ghost
I hear it likes the girls
Call the Police!
This requires a criminal investigation
000 - Emergency Services

If you've had a dose of a freaky ghost baby
You better call...
A toxicologist!
131 126 - Poisons Information Centre

When it comes through your door
Unless you just want some more
I think you better call...
That's a home invasion. Call the police!
000 - Emergency Services

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