If there's something strange in you neighborhood,
Who you gonna call?
Neighbourhood watch!
And if it appears to be serious, then the Police Force!
1800 333 000 - Crime Stoppers
131 444 - Police Assistance Line
If there's something weird and it don't look good.
Who you gonna call?
The TV repair man!
Maybe a local General Practitioner!
If you're seeing things running through your head,
Who you gonna call?
A mental health professional!
1800 011 511 - NSW Mental Health Line
An invisible man, Sleeping in your bed
Who you gonna call?
An optometrist!
You might have cataracts or some other vision impairment.
1800 626 300 - OPSM Customer Support
1800 074 171 - Specsavers Customer Care
If you're all alone, Pick up the phone
And call...
131 873 - 2GB/4BC Open Line
I ain't afraid of no ghost
I hear it likes the girls
Call the Police!
This requires a criminal investigation
000 - Emergency Services
If you've had a dose of a freaky ghost baby
You better call...
A toxicologist!
131 126 - Poisons Information Centre
When it comes through your door
Unless you just want some more
I think you better call...
That's a home invasion. Call the police!
000 - Emergency Services
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