Last night, that paragon of up-to-the-minute information Today Tonight, ran a story informing us that Kath and Kim has fallen flat with an initial audience and that NBC intend to remake the pilot but only this time, they want to do a "slicker" job of it.
No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no and NO! For the sake of humanity, just run the original on telly you empty-headed nitwits, FEH!
... and thankyou Today Tonight for running a story which I wrote about in my blog a week ago after reading about it on the internet TEN DAYS AGO. Nice to see that in the event of something major happening like maybe a nuclear holocaust, or a pandemic or even the rapture or something that we won't find out about it from you until late next week, because you've run the highly important story about "which washing powder is really the best value" or "I can't tell the difference between these store brand biscuits and the 3 POUND FIRE AXE THAT'S BEEN THRUST THROUGH MY SKULL"
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