If you're asleep in bed on a chilly morning (like now) , your bladder will shrink in order to conserve the amount of heat being lost in urine production. Big mistake - for when the bladder shinks it creates a situation whereby you need to go even quicker, even if youtry to stay warm under the covers and you certainly can't do it in there.
Since the human body produces roughly 1mL of urine every minute, then that's about 240mL over the course of a night time which is when it's colder which is also when the bladder shrinks. Also since the average capacity of most people's bladders under normal circumstances is 400mL and in the shrunk state can be as little as 200mL, then invariably you'll have to get up and go to the lav at some point.
Is this proof that Intelligent Design sucks? I think so, either that or it is in fact a very strange joke being played on us. Whatever the case, I need to go now and it's just past 3am... drat!
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