... that he once lost a canoe on a beach in the northeast.
... that he knows two facts about ducks... and they're both wrong.
... that his knees are hydraulic.
... that he is banned in the city of Chester.
... that he thinks that the credit crunch is some sort of breakfast cereal.
... that it's impossible for him to wear socks.
... his skin has the texture of a dolphin's.
... that his ear wax tastes like Turkish Delight.
... that he once punched a horse to the ground.
... that his tears are adhesive.
... that if he caught fire, he'd burn for 1000 days.
... that is heart is in upside-down.
... that he once gave a microwave oven to a tramp.
... that he's a CIA experiment that went wrong.
... that he isn't machine washable.
... that all his potted plants are called Steve.
... that he appears on high valued stamps in Sweden...
... all we know, is that he's called The Stig.
... and that he actually does appear on high valued stamps in Sweden.
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