April 19, 2005

Horse 332 - Position Vacant

Corporate Executive Vagrant
CBD - Outside Large Financial Institute
$0.001k for a cup of coffee plus super + bonus


Corporate Executive Vagrant is needed for this challenging and fast paced role.

Responsibilities will include:

  • Meet, greet and repulse corporate clients and VIP's
  • Muttering obscenities at low pitch
  • Providing non-existant customer service
  • Smelling of stale urine (training provided)
  • Rendering a space of four metres around you unbearable

Ideal applicants will possess:

  • Previous experience (within Banking and Finance highly advantageous)
  • Eight plastic bags in which to hold all worldly posessions
  • A duffle coat and a woolly hat
  • Spotted handkerchief
  • Inhospitability experience highly regarded
  • Ability to troubleshoot (preferably with handguns)
  • Be able to handle all situations without discretion

This position includes flexible hours and requires someone who has a lack of personal and professional presentation at all times.

If you meet the above criteria and are looking for the next challenge in your vagrancy career, e-mail your resume to neville-no-friends@drinkmetho.com.au today

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