Corporate Executive Vagrant
CBD - Outside Large Financial Institute
$0.001k for a cup of coffee plus super + bonus
Corporate Executive Vagrant is needed for this challenging and fast paced role.
Responsibilities will include:
- Meet, greet and repulse corporate clients and VIP's
- Muttering obscenities at low pitch
- Providing non-existant customer service
- Smelling of stale urine (training provided)
- Rendering a space of four metres around you unbearable
Ideal applicants will possess:
- Previous experience (within Banking and Finance highly advantageous)
- Eight plastic bags in which to hold all worldly posessions
- A duffle coat and a woolly hat
- Spotted handkerchief
- Inhospitability experience highly regarded
- Ability to troubleshoot (preferably with handguns)
- Be able to handle all situations without discretion
This position includes flexible hours and requires someone who has a lack of personal and professional presentation at all times.
If you meet the above criteria and are looking for the next challenge in your vagrancy career, e-mail your resume to neville-no-friends@drinkmetho.com.au today
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