As far as I'm concerned, the way that the Facebook algorithms work is basically a load of unicorns and goblins. As an end user who is aware that I am the product that Facebook is trying to sell to advertisers, I am suspicious of the tactics used by both the platform and the entities who want to sell me stuff.
One source of immense confusion for me are the links to websites which say that "you won't believe what X looks like today" or "the real reason why Y left Z", when I have no idea who X, Y or Z were in the first place. I also those links to lists of things bewildering, when I clearly have no desire to find out what number 16 is no matter how unbelievable it supposedly is.
I have no idea why Facebook seems to think that I would ever be interested in any of these things when I never click on them; so that says to me that somebody somewhere must be and they think that I am an average user. If that's the case, then I'm obviously doing it wrong and what you all want is a random list of rubbish.
You won't believe number 70:
1. Fence posts
2. Power steering
3. Traffic cone
4. Swimming
5. Chiropractic
6. Fans
7. Three
8. Bob hairstyles
9. Bench
10. Fire hydrant
11. Heel
12. Death
13. Four houses
14. Lounge chairs
15. A4 paper
16. Leaves
17. Electricity
18. Denmark
19. Mail
20. Energy
21. Omnibus
22. Indifference
23. Urbanisation
24. Sleep
25. Drilling
26. Junction box
27. Brick
28. Argon
29. Effort
30. Fractional reserve banking
31. Amendments
32. Concrete
33. Encephalitis
34. Hope
35. Glass
36. War
37. Guitar
38. Weather vane
39. Completion
40. Variability
41. Homgenisation
42. Foundling
43. Intrinsic value
44. Cosmology
45. Pepper
46. Entertainment
47. Cancer
48. Sailing
49. Insurance
50. Buffer
51. Minutiae
52. Public services
53. Nationhood
54. Boeing
55. Communism
56. Silver
57. Scary
58. Burger
59. Illegal
60. Accents
61. Forestry
62. Surveillance
63. Inspirational
64. Green
65. Order
66. Medicine
67. Hills
68. Episode
69. Software
70. Cucumber
71. Ram
72. Emergency department
73. Dazzle
74. Tone
75. Lion
76. Roses
77. Kilkenny
78. Orange juice
79. Metropolitan
80. Dairy
81. Councours d' elegance
82. Capsicum
83. Red bean paste
84. Shipping container
85. Limitations
86. Religion
87. Gingham
88. Politics
89. Ferns
90. Complementary colours
91. Hut
92. Pollution
93. Repeating
94. Circulation
95. The printing press
96. Flour
97. Scope of the information
98. Spring constant
99. Bug
100. Choral
101. Bleach
102. Grace Kelly
103. Contact adhesive
104. The wattusi
Incidentally, there is a connection to all of these things. I'm not going to tell you what it is but maybe if you spend enough time thinking about the incredible inanity of it all, you might be able to work it out. Maybe give the list to the goblins at Facebook and let them explain it; while I fly away on my magical neon pegasus.
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