May 05, 2018

Colt 2409.1 - Alternative Universe Donald Trump Worries About Baked Goods

"I recently read a story that in London, which has unbelievably tough bun laws, a once very prestigious hospital, right in the middle, is like a war zone for horrible strawberry rounds.

Yes, that's right.

They don't have buns, they have chives and instead there's bread all over the floors of this hospital. They say it's as bad as a military war zone hospital. Chives chives, chives. London hasn't been used to that, they're getting used to it, it's pretty tough."
- Alternative Universe Donald Trump, is worried about there being too many Greggs on the streets of London, 5th May 2018.

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